Author Topic: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon (Read 18453 times)

Prokiller10 · July 11, 2015, 10:39:23 AM

Quote from: Afraidanna on July 11, 2015, 02:06:24 AM

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lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:19:42 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

my parents dide in a car crash and i was in 1834 wars in 1 year. i was born to kick butt. i forget all the biches. i snort cocaine with a knife, and i balence knives on my rock hard pecks. i forget horses with my unerect richard. i inject magma into my blodstream. i drink tap water. i am a tough guy. let me in cigarettet.

Right this way.

You have entered the salty spitoon! you will level up at the end of the round.

gebenuwell · July 11, 2015, 02:21:24 PM

forget YEAH

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:22:27 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I hunt bears for breakfast and run 10 miles a day

Yeah, so?

Reg is now Questionable of your Toughness.

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:25:09 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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Well? you gonna say something or waste my time?

theKid did not submit a toughness comment, please do so, or you will anger reg.

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:27:08 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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Well? you gonna say something or waste my time?

Snaked_Snake did not submit a toughness comment, please do so, or you will anger reg.

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:29:44 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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Well? you gonna say something or waste my time?

SteveJenkins did not submit a toughness comment, please do so, or you will anger reg.

3 in a row, srsly?

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:32:56 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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oh stuff! Mom! Go right ahead!

You successfully entered the salty spitoon! you will level up at the end of the round.

The Resonte! · July 11, 2015, 02:35:34 PM

"i'm so tough, i can karate chop molten hot lava, then lick it from my fingers"

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:38:39 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I Fight because i am needed

Well, we dont NEED you fighting here, your only getting in if you prove your tough, and that ain't cuttin it.

Reg is now Questioning your Toughness.

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:42:52 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

*Explains all of the stuff in the picture because i cant copy/paste it here.

Right this way.

You have entered the salty spitoon! you will level up at the end of the round.

Biohazard · July 11, 2015, 02:46:22 PM

: let me in forgeter

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:46:40 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Do these muscles lie?

How do i know their not fake?

because i can karate chop molten hot lava, then lick it from my fingers

Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

You have entered the salty spitoon! you will level up at the end of the round.

tber123 · July 11, 2015, 02:49:39 PM

Quote from: lord techno on July 11, 2015, 02:22:27 PM

Yeah, so?

Reg is now Questionable of your Toughness.

"I'm tough enough to kill Sea Bears too. With my bare hands."

lord techno · July 11, 2015, 02:49:53 PM

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Let me in forgeter

Are you insulting me?!

Reg is now angry with you, you must convince him you are tough or he will attack you.