Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
Got a bottle of Ketchup?
Sure! *Hands you bottle*
"Check mate." *shoots a bullet into the air, a couple of minutes later at KSC in florida with nasa about to launch a delta 4 heavy lift rocket, the countdown begins but is stopped as a bullet travelling at 123904km/s at the rocket is spotted and it hits with such force the rocket explodes and sends shrapnel with the power of the sun everywhere, pieces hit in arizona, britain, poland and one lands in the ocean, that comes down and hits the sand which kicks up a sea snail who lands on the bottle of ketchup and opens it* *goes off to buy some fries, coming back and putting the ketchup on the fries* "pssh, nothin personelle kid..." *eats a fry.*
That was the most amazing thing i've ever seen! Go Ahead!
You've entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!
