Author Topic: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon  (Read 21620 times)

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"I'm so tough I ride nuclear bombs to work in the morning"

"I'm so tough I ride nuclear bombs to work in the morning"
This is you


Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?


I'm so tough I ride nuclear bombs to work in the morning.


Go Ahead.

You have entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!

"i was born in 1950, the age of where it was impressive if you could pick up a stick. i was forced to join the army at age 10, and when i shot my first commie, i let out no emotion, no fear, nothing. i got my muscles from climbin' mountains the size of the moon, fightin lions made out of steel, and drinkin roostertails made of lava. each roostertail represented a cell of a muscle, each muscle was made out of 1000000 cells, and i made every volcano get extinct for 10 years, and through out my life, i have not let out 1 tear."


Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?


Reginald, do you know why your father left you?

Do you know where he is, Reginald?

Reginald, please understand.

Your father is dead.


And i bet your the one who killed him!

Reg is now angry.


Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?


I was born in 1950, the age of where it was impressive if you could pick up a stick. i was forced to join the army at age 10, and when i shot my first commie, i let out no emotion, no fear, nothing. i got my muscles from climbin' mountains the size of the moon, fightin lions made out of steel, and drinkin roostertails made of lava. each roostertail represented a cell of a muscle, each muscle was made out of 1000000 cells, and i made every volcano get extinct for 10 years, and through out my life, i have not let out 1 tear.


Go ahead, sorry to keep you waiting.

You have successfully entered the salty spitoon! you will level up at the end of the round!



Your gonna add me?

I try to keep players in order. You are towards the back of the line. Wait your turn.

Who the forget is that

Please... Don't view any of its episodes....


Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?


I single handedly escaped prison with only a fork.


Yeah, so?

Reg is Questioning your Toughness.

when i eat my chex mix, i eat the rye bread chips.


I had a bullet shot into my skull only to come back from the dead to kill the man who tried to kill me.Also IM THE MOTHER loving MAIL MAN!

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