"i was born in 1950, the age of where it was impressive if you could pick up a stick. i was forced to join the army at age 10, and when i shot my first commie, i let out no emotion, no fear, nothing. i got my muscles from climbin' mountains the size of the moon, fightin lions made out of steel, and drinkin roostertails made of lava. each roostertail represented a cell of a muscle, each muscle was made out of 1000000 cells, and i made every volcano get extinct for 10 years, and through out my life, i have not let out 1 tear."