Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[lord techno]

don't ignore me

I have not.

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[Snaked_Snake]

and it was a high security prison.
and the fork was madeof plastic.

[NotBomberguy]

lets loving go bitch
(I engage mega armor mode)
(claws multiply)

[TheEpicRobot]

Hey look buddy.
I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance...
How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer,

Is a gun.
And if that don't work...

Use more gun.

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

guns are for pussies, real men fight with iron and leather

I can agree, but that doesn't tell me your tough...

Reg is Questioning your Toughness.

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I gave birth to you. With no morphine.

Jesus Mom...i had no idea...Go Ahead.

You have entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

You know Reg, have you ever been betrayed? I have by my own teacher. Y'know it hurts, one day you're talking about how to survive, the next day, she's the one throwing you off a bridge. The water below didn't really cushion my fall. I probably broke a few bones... But I could stand up. And at the end of the day I think that's what's important when you're on your own. Standing up for yourself. Even though I looked to her like a mother... I had a mission to do.

Respect Brother, go right ahead!

You have entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

what are you lookin at...kid? ill shatter ur bones if u piss me off..

Sounds like an exaggerated claim...Unless you'd rather fight me, give me a better reason to think your tough pipsqueak.

Reg is Questioning your Toughness.

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

i managed to beat up godzilla with one arm tied behind my back, then i twisted his body into a pretzel and ate it for dinner. raw

Quite the Feat, Go Ahead.

You have entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

mondays.

Uh....Ok? That doesn't tell me how tough you are.

Reg is Questioning your Toughness.

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

*Walks over, dragging a large demon by chain*
"This was terrorizing your very town today."

Nice Kill! Go Ahead!

You have entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!

[The Murderous Cop]

*holds up a giant bone, then proceeds to break it in half*

is this exaggerated?

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

lets loving go bitch *I engage mega armor mode* *claws multiply*

You wanna fight? *cracks knuckles audibly*

Reg is Now Angry.

[lord techno]

Sounds like an exaggerated claim...Unless you'd rather fight me, give me a better reason to think your tough pipsqueak.

*holds up a giant bone, then proceeds to break it in half*

is this exaggerated?

Uhh...No. Go Right Ahead.

You have entered the salty spitoon! You will level up at the end of the round!

[lord techno]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I broke into a government compound stole a box of Laser M4s and watched a guy get steamrolled over without shedding a tear or puking

Prove It.

Reg is Questioning your Toughness.