Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[Duck Quackington]

while yelling random facts about life

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Holy hell its back from the dead

[Maxwell.]

Holy hell its back from the dead

yeah, decided I'd bring it back to occupy myself

also probably will be updated the hardest on weekends

[Space1255]

while yelling random facts about life

and jacking off

[XR-7]

Find a friend and name him Gerald

[SteveJenkins]

find a girlfriend and fuq her in de pusi

[Maxwell.]

you phone mumbasa's warthog to give them a piece of your mind

an answering machine picks up and tells you not to phone this number again, then it hangs up

find a girlfriend and fuq her in de pusi

after the trouble you had with your last dates back at the airport, you feel as if you're not committed enough to be in a relationship with any

Find a friend and name him Gerald

the hunt for Gerald begins


we're is gerald.

[Copy Kirby]

Shygals chicken strip's

[XR-7]

Drive on the sidewalk and hit people then ask if they are gerald

[bigcapitalbaka]

hire a prostitute

[Refticus]

locate milk

[Maxwell.]

locate milk

ah, milk! that's what you were looking for

but where are you gonna find mi-

oh, that looks like a convenience store, maybe they sell milk


suddenly these people start coming up and gazing at your car, making nice comments about it and taking pictures

what do you do?

[Blocky943]

middle finger them

[Man Of Greenish]

middle finger them

but then say thanks.

[Cybertails1998]

blast the john cena theme as loud as possible