Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[Lego lad]

be the police

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

Ask loudly above the gunfire if the police have milk

engage the police in fierce debate

you try to do both of these things

they just continue firing

be the police

ah!

you tell them you're a cop

they immediately stop firing, in fact-


one even offered you his police car as an apology!

[SteveJenkins]

well you're the police now

enforce justice by making sure every citizen of this town has milk

[XR-7]

Arrest random people and torture them until they reveal the whereabouts of milk

[Maxwell.]

you stop them and question them if they have milk, they say no


they start to drive off, luckily police training serves you well and without even thinking-


bam. bam. now let's search their car for justice!



nope, no milk.

but wait! you have a map that makes this job 10x easier!

this map here shows you that someone near the docks is low on milk, what do you do?

[Blocky943]

investigate car 4 milk

[Blockchip]

Buy milk from milk store
Give it to dock person

[Refticus]

get milk
carry milk
go to africa

[XR-7]

Go to the dock and take the rest of his milk. Don't forget to kill the guy with the milk either, because all milk is yours. Not even your name is important here.

[Maxwell.]

you arrive on the scene

where is he?


oh stuff THERE HE IS


THIS IS THE MILK AUTHORITY, STOP OR ILL USE FORCE


YOU ASKED FOR THIS



in one swift punch you learned from watching anime, you knock him unconscious

but if he had more milk, this wouldn't have happened. he clearly had some milk but not enough.

what do you do now? your quest for milk has so far had little to no result

[FizzyFuz]

drink the milk

[gebenuwell]

grow an intense need or want to climb a mountain

[Space1255]

Stop this desire for giving milk
Hog it all for yourself.

[XR-7]

Put out a news bulletin urging all citizens to bring their milk to you

[Maxwell.]

grow an intense need or want to climb a mountain

but want mountain? you ask yourself

that mountain, of course