Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[espio100]

blast the john cena theme as loud as possible

I remember I entrepreneur ed my cars all out 'merica and had a loud ass song in my costum radio with america forget yeah
Gud times... Now I have a new laptop, game is not on there and too lazy to download.
gud times

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[Refticus]

burst out of the car, punch their eyes and crack their jaws.

our car was specially purchased to be mocked, loving cis scum praising it

[XR-7]

Ask if they have milk

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Ask if they have milk

[Maxwell.]

you blast the john cena theme so loud your windows break and they run away before you can pound them

[XR-7]

Continue driving

[Maxwell.]

you continue driving along, looking for milk or mortar's willy


also you run a red light, soon you realise it's dark


you look at this place, and consider it to have one of the following things:
1) milk
2) a place to sleep
3) strippers
4) all 3

what do you do?

[CypherX]

acquire milk

[SteveJenkins]

acquire strippers and give them your milk ;)


as is the gentlemanly thing to do is offer a beautiful lady a glass of the finest beverage

[XR-7]

Go inside

[Maxwell.]

you walk over to go inside


forget, closed.


hey, maybe she knows something about milk, or wanting it!


you ask if she wants any, and she gives you this weird look

what do you do?

[XR-7]

Investigate her for milk because all milk belongs to you

[CypherX]

take her milk

[gebenuwell]

get car and drive car into her

[Maxwell.]

Investigate her for milk because all milk belongs to you

you inspect her, very closely using the eye piece milk navigator a tron 6 issued by the military


milk!

get car and drive car into her

...

take her milk

well the milk is probably ruined now, AND her arm is stuck in the wheel of your car, so it's forgeted

what do you do now?