Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[gebenuwell]

get car not on the lady

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

get car not on the lady

you rev the car in reverse really hard

it won't even move, but suddenly you find a knife in your pocket


...


hey you're back on the road again! but still with no milk

[XR-7]

Initiate a traffic stop for milk screening and investigate everyone who comes to your roadblock. If they don't have milk, let them by.

[Maxwell.]

ah, a highway, it's loaded with milk!

you think about how to search a lot of people, when suddenly an idea pops into your head
...


...so long story short they didn't have any milk

[News]

hijack the motorcycle and go 1 mph over speed limit like an edgelord

[XR-7]

Loot corpses and then steal the motorcycle

[CypherX]

call the police and tell them that you need milk ASAP

[Refticus]

call the police and tell them that you need milk ASAP

if they say no, full hatred speech

[Maxwell.]

you phone the police

the conversation is as follows:
police: "this is 911 what is your emergency?"
you: "I need milk"
police: "excuse me sir?"
you: "you heard me. I need milk. now."
police: "um sir this line isn't for prank calling, can I have your name please?"
you: "My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just loving hate this world an-"

*EXPLOSION*

the bike in the background explodes, the woman on the phone frantically tells you they're sending a police unit to the scene right now

so the police are probably on your ass now if they see this, what do you do?

[Space1255]

Hatred speech.

[Electrk.]

Sift through wreckage in search of milk

[Maxwell.]

you go over to one car

you search it, there's no milk but suddenly-


you're under fire

what do you do?

[Space1255]

Recite Hatred Guy's speech.

[XR-7]

Ask loudly above the gunfire if the police have milk

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

engage the police in fierce debate