Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[Maxwell.]

aquire milk after loving the woyman you knocked out

your work here is complete as officer Bravo

get in your swag mobile

you don't have any swag mobile to go anywhere and the taxi left, what do yo-


oh no, they're here to steal your girl!

[Ad Bot]

[Biohazard]

tackle him and ask him things about his mother

[SteveJenkins]

no that is clearly the swag mobile delivery service, thank them for their work and take your red rocket on sweet ass adventures

[Maxwell.]

"WHAT IS YOUR MOTHERS NAME" you ask, as he blurts out "Joel" and cries to get off him

no that is clearly the swag mobile delivery service, thank them for their work and take your red rocket on sweet ass adventures

you get off him and thank him, but as soon as you turn around-


dodged that stuff


after he's down and dealt with, you go to the swagmobile



let's drive to the store

[SteveJenkins]

every officer needs a minigun and rocket launcher, better follow standard procedure and get your gear m8

[Biohazard]

but you arent an officer until you take off those gay wristbands

[Blocky943]

turn on the vehicle's gps and swooce your way down to the nearest store

[SteveJenkins]

but you arent an officer until you take off those gay wristbands

weapons first then clothes, the law is above all

and you never know what could happen between going to the store

turn on the vehicle's gps and swooce your way down to the nearest store

hes gonna swooce right in

[Maxwell.]

every officer needs a minigun and rocket launcher, better follow standard procedure and get your gear m8

but you arent an officer until you take off those gay wristbands

you go and buy these things


now you're the law!

turn on the vehicle's gps and swooce your way down to the nearest store

does this store sell milk? only one way to find out

...maybe you should ask at the counter, just in case?

[Decepticon]

n o

kill her

illegal distribution of no milk

[SteveJenkins]

n o

kill her

illegal distribution of no milk

i second this

there is clearly no milk

[Maxwell.]

n o

kill her

illegal distribution of no milk

i second this

there is clearly no milk

"YOU ARE NOT ABOVE THE LAW MISS" you say as you-
-shooting sounds-


...what are those sirens outside?

[SteveJenkins]

it is your fellow officers thanking you for your good work and law enforcement

however as it is in the police heirarchy you must kill them to become the alpha cop

[Biohazard]

steal his cruiser and do a one-man total recall of all milk through a megaphone. fill car with milk

[Maxwell.]

steal his cruiser and do a one-man total recall of all milk through a megaphone. fill car with milk

all the cruisers were blown up, but you are the alpha cop, you stand above all