Author Topic: Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2  (Read 19814 times)

reincarnate as a duck

die so you dont loving surrender

Smooth one, SBG.

Reincarnate as a duck terrorist and take revenge on Merryweather by bombing them


what kinda cop dont got no radio

reincarnate as the hatred guy

Reincarnate as Not Important and buy some milk

wake up AS THE POLICE

as you are a ghost, possess the pilot and crash that motherforgeter
with your ghost powers, possessing the merrygay dude also makes him invincible.

find some milk


evolve to a pillar of pure salt

What about reincarnating as ourselves


You wake up in a city, which looks different than los santos.


You start going up for no reason, like you're not in control but you feel free


holy stuff, you're a bird! and you even have your own fighter jet escort!

Oh stuff




It was just a dream, but you're in the back of a merryweather van


oh god, they've stopped and got out
What do you do?


Jack off then leave

Gotta get that milk somehow
 forget someone already did it the millisecond i did it :(

merryweather is not the law >:[

show them who is the boss by placing bodily fluids into their vehicle then ignore any commands to follow, instead removing yourself from the immediate vicinity

you start jacking off, when suddenly they get back in


they ask you to get out and you do, but knowing how rash you're being


they're watching you while taking you to the jet

what do you do?