[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Space1255]

eat more food.

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[CypherX]

fill up your stomach to prepare another whale sized stuff

[Space1255]

fill up your stomach to prepare another cargo-plane sized stuff

ftfy

[XR-7]

eat more food.

fill up your stomach to prepare another whale sized stuff

ftfy

You go back to the counter and buy two more burgers for 2.69. The minimum preparation timer for your intestines is six hours.

hide in mcdonalds until they stop searching for you

You decide to stick around the McDonald's for a bit until police activity in the area cools down. Perhaps you can come out during daylight so you can blend into crowds.

go to the dumpster and see if you can find any think you can find any melee objects

You go to the dumpster and climb inside. You find a spatula with a broken handle, some decomposing food, and the dead body of a murdered hobo (nothing to loot btw). Nothing worth keeping in here.

You sleep next to the dumpster until daylight.

Status:

Time: 6:32am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 49°F
Stamina: Somewhat rested
Hunger: Overstuffed

You are at a Cambridge McDonald's wondering what to do next.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$6.60
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (83% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

[Space1255]

Fuse with the hobo's soul, use your paranormal power to kill your uncle and rule the world

[Damp]

put your shirt on the hobo to trick them thinking your dead, and place the dead hobo near the police station

[Col. Derontchi]

Make a ghoul mask out of the hobo's face

[CypherX]

become hannibal

[Space1255]

become a cannibal

[Seath45]

See if you can sharpen your knife on the dumpster.

[XR-7]

Fuse with the hobo's soul, use your paranormal power to kill your uncle and rule the world

become hannibal

Supernatural intervention is prohibited.

put your shirt on the hobo to trick them thinking your dead, and place the dead hobo near the police station

It is daylight and the police station is a couple blocks away. Lets not carry bodies down the street.

You use the scissors to scrape some of the hobo's flesh off. You sample it and find it disgusting.

Make a ghoul mask out of the hobo's face

The hobo's face is so beautiful that you feel the urge to cut it off and wear it like a mask. However, your knife is dull and the scissors are not going to work well. Plus, how will you carry the bloody face around without attracting suspicion?

See if you can sharpen your knife on the dumpster.

You try sharpening the knife on the dumpster but only succeed in scraping paint and rust off the receptacle.

Status:

Time: 6:50am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 50°F
Stamina: Somewhat rested
Hunger: Overstuffed

You are standing near a dumpster belonging to a Cambridge McDonald's wondering what to do next.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$6.60
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (82% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

[CypherX]

by become Hannibal I meant eat all of his soft tissue

[Col. Derontchi]

Extract the hobo's bones and make a spear

[Refticus]

make a tribal mask from the hobo's skull

[XR-7]

Extract the hobo's bones and make a spear

We don't have anything that can reliably whittle bones.

make a tribal mask from the hobo's skull

I've been over why we can't do this.

Suddenly, you hear a beeping noise outside the dumpster. You look outside and see a garbage truck backing up towards the dumpster. You jump out and the garbage truck empties the contents into its compactor and puts the dumpster back.

RIP hobo

Status:

Time: 6:53am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 50°F
Stamina: Somewhat rested
Hunger: Overstuffed

You are standing near a now empty dumpster belonging to a Cambridge McDonald's wondering what to do next.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$6.60
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (82% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight