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Author Topic: [NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]  (Read 60299 times)

do you remember what happened last time.
we have no proof at all.

The fact that we skipped state lines to get away from him should be enough

The fact that we skipped state lines to get away from him should be enough
actually even though we could've proved he was abusive even after the stuff incident, we still sort of ran away and committed various crimes

i don't think "we ran far away" is going to be enough

Stab yourself in the head and go back to the other save point.

may as well just kill yourself now

yeah if prayin don't work just start over

this was a lame way to end it ._.


The uncle will beat the stuff out of us and kill us. Inform the cops of your abusive uncle.

You scream about how you can't go back to your abusive uncle and that your parents are dead. The cop yells at you to calm down and drop the knife.

may as well just kill yourself now
Stab yourself in the head and go back to the other save point.

You decide to try to end it all and restart back at your save point. You wave the knife around as best you can trying to reach your throat so the officer grabs your wrist and smashes your hand against the cement, forcing you to drop the knife.
In other words, this is based on reality. You don't have the comprehension to kill yourself and restart in such a form of deus ex machina.

Engage Combat.

You try to wriggle backwards and out from the officer's legs. He didn't expect it right away and you manage to back up a couple feet, but he's onto you quickly and spins you around. You move your leg over the knife and manage to get the blade to slide down into your sock without the officer knowing.

The other officer stoops down and picks you up by one arm and the original officer gets you by the other arm. They put you into the back of the police car and put your backpack and sleeping bag into the trunk. The handcuffs and stolen wallets are taken back and kept in the front. Both officers climb into the front seats and the car starts moving.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Times Square)
Time: 9:45am ET Friday
Temperature: 57°F
Stamina: Low
Hunger: Stuffed
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, attempted thievery, 2 counts of assault (one on a police officer), and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You are in the back of a police car undoubtedly heading to the police station. The contents of your backpack are not accessible in the trunk.

Enemy: Police Officer
Armed with taser and Glock 22
HP: 13/20

Enemy: Police Officer #2 (driver)
Armed with taser and Glock 22
HP: 20/20

Hygiene:

Shower status: Average
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: Poop of the Century WIP (6 hours left)

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Heelys
Football Gloves
Pen
Pad of paper
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (19% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Bowie knife
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

Shank everyone and hijack the car somehow.

Don't police cars have some sort of barrier in the back or something? Good luck shanking the cops.

Make a glory hole then shank.

jack off like a loving god.

if they believe that the jacking off god exists, then they should set you free

Make a glory hole then jack off

What if the cops try to rehabilitate us by fixing the protagonist's masterubation addiction

What if the cops try to rehabilitate us by fixing the protagonist's masterubation addiction
"stop jacking off we'lol make you eat our stuff"

Shank everyone and hijack the car somehow.

Yeah there's a divider and it's made of bullet resistant metal.

jack off like a loving god.

if they believe that the jacking off god exists, then they should set you free

You make a mess.

The police car arrives at a precinct in the Bronx and the officers lead you inside. They put your backpack and sleeping bag up on a desk and begin searching them, but nothing was deemed illegal. They take you to an interrogation room and an officer in a blue shirt and kevlar vest comes in. He sits down at the table with you.

"Where are you from, kid?" he asks.

What do you tell him?

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 10:54am ET Friday
Temperature: 60°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, attempted thievery, 2 counts of assault (one on a police officer), and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You are in the interrogation room of a police station in the Bronx. The officer has just asked your story.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Average
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: Poop of the Century WIP (4 hours left)

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Heelys
Football Gloves
Pen
Pad of paper
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (19% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Bowie knife
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.