[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[tber123]

Unleash a stuffstorm on his face if he tries anything funny

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

excuse yourself for a moment

go into the bathroom, get out your mobile phone, and call the police's non-emergency line. tell them about your uncle's suspicious acts and how he has it out for you, and that he's near you right now

assuming this is a smaller town area, the police will probably stick around because not much really happens

at the very least request them to have officers in the area

[Skuras]

Not sure how well your aunt would take it if you crashed the party and had your uncle questioned

[Decepticon]

Not sure how well your aunt would take it if you crashed the party and had your uncle questioned

well i mean they can still stay in the area

not sure how well our aunt would take it if our uncle went outside to get his guns out of his car and shoot the party

[Refticus]

he knew all along
this place isn't safe at all
but stick around in the party, he can't shoot you if you're in a crowd

[Frequency]

he knew all along
this place isn't safe at all
but stick around in the party, he can't shoot you if you're in a crowd

do this

and if he tries something funny later, use the iPhone to record everything

[blockguy™]

excuse yourself for a moment

go into the bathroom, get out your mobile phone, and call the police's non-emergency line. tell them about your uncle's suspicious acts and how he has it out for you, and that he's near you right now

assuming this is a smaller town area, the police will probably stick around because not much really happens

at the very least request them to have officers in the area

do this

[XR-7]

Crush his balls if you can catch him alone without being in a risky situation. Also why does he still have the U-Haul truck. Is he moving in?! Or just passing through? Unleash your container of goodness in his face


I also just has a thought. Could "2270" be a DOB? 2/2/70? Is that when one of your parents was born or something?

Unleash a stuffstorm on his face if he tries anything funny

Thoughts race through your head at what could happen and what you could do. You do have your container of poop, but you never intended on using it on your uncle so you hold off.

Also on the Rico thing, your mom was born in 1976 and your father in '73.

do this

and if he tries something funny later, use the iPhone to record everything

You carry the iPhone with you with the camera app opened, just in case you need to quickdraw a camera.

excuse yourself for a moment

go into the bathroom, get out your mobile phone, and call the police's non-emergency line. tell them about your uncle's suspicious acts and how he has it out for you, and that he's near you right now

assuming this is a smaller town area, the police will probably stick around because not much really happens

at the very least request them to have officers in the area

CALL THE POLICE

You hustle into the bathroom and call the non-emergency police line. You tell them about how you were just removed from your uncle's custody for fear that he might be dangerous and that he just showed up at your aunt's house with you. You do say that there doesn't appear to be any immediate danger but you want some officers in the general area.

he knew all along
this place isn't safe at all
but stick around in the party, he can't shoot you if you're in a crowd

You exit the bathroom. Everyone is gone from the front door and laughing in the kitchen. You walk in and see your uncle holding a child and laughing with the party. He steals some eye contact but continues socializing. Your aunt sees you and pulls you into the crowd by the arm. She introduces you to your mom's sister (your aunt, and to clarify the aunt that you're living with is your GREAT aunt), her husband (your OTHER uncle), and their three kids (oldest is a 15 year old boy, middle is 10 today, youngest is a 4 year old girl). She then leads you to your subject uncle and introduces you. You feel so awkward.

He laughs nonchalantly and says, "Heh yeah mom we've met before! Haven't we....kiddo?" He nudges you on the arm with his fist with another grin. Your aunt smiles and claps her hands together and goes off to make food.

Your uncle puts the little girl down and folds his arms across his chest before speaking in a low voice. "How've you been....you been having fun on the run? Betcha didn't think you'd ever see me again, didja?"

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 10:51am ET Saturday
Temperature: 69°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are at your aunt's house in Richmond, VA. Your uncle and many other family members whom you don't recognize have just come in the house.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Decent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Six hours

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

throw stuff and run to canada

[Space1255]

Poop on the floor

[CypherX]

Walk off, get a knife or razor blade, put it in your pocket. He comes close to you, aim for the jugular

[tber123]

Walk off, get a knife or razor blade, put it in your pocket. He comes close to you, aim for the jugular

Make sure you attack in self defense so you don't alienate everyone

[}]Crazy[{]

apply mouthwash to your smelly pits : )

[Frequency]

try apologizing?

[XR-7]

throw stuff and run to canada

You try to run to Canada but just like the runner at the Battle of Marathon, you die.

Revert to last auto save.

Poop on the floor

Scared out of what few wits you have, you make a mess that falls into your underwear.

try apologizing?

"I'm so sorry about what I did in your house." you say trying to sound as innocent as possible.

"Ha don't worry. It's all in the past!" he says reassuringly. But something still doesn't seem right. You turn around and walk back towards the living room. Even without looking back, you can feel a smirk burning right through you.

You go into the bathroom and change your underwear.

Walk off, get a knife or razor blade, put it in your pocket. He comes close to you, aim for the jugular

When you come out, everyone is in the living room for opening presents. You walk into the kitchen and look through the drawers. You find a long sharpened 9" cutting knife. You keep it concealed and hope that you don't have to use it. You return to the living room to join the celebration.

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 11:42am ET Saturday
Temperature: 71°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are at your aunt's house in Richmond, VA. Your uncle and many other family members whom you don't recognize have just come in the house.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Good
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Five hours

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.