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Jack off to your hot aunt

Vandalize his U-Haul truck now! Use stuff from your aunt's kitchen like syrup, honey, powdered sugar, etc.

If you cant get into the back then at least do something to the cab. Use your knife on the seats and rip them up. Break the windows. You must get revenge!

Then find your dad when things get dangerous around there

Actually, hang out with your uncle    If he tries more stuff then leave.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2015, 05:40:31 PM by blockguy™ »

demand waffles

we must test if they're drugged

You ask your great aunt for some more waffles. She makes more and you watch her make them. She doesn't put anything special in them. Apparently your uncle was legit.

Jack off to your hot aunt

You grab your iPhone and snap pictures of your aunt before going into the bathroom.

Vandalize his U-Haul truck now! Use stuff from your aunt's kitchen like syrup, honey, powdered sugar, etc.

If you cant get into the back then at least do something to the cab. Use your knife on the seats and rip them up. Break the windows. You must get revenge!

Then find your dad when things get dangerous around there

You sneak outside and walk around the U-Haul truck with a container of low fat maple syrup. The doors are locked however, so you cannot get inside.

Actually, hang out with your dad. If he tries more stuff then leave.

*uncle

You stop acting like a suspicious pansy and actually join in with hanging out with your family. Your uncle doesn't seem to be doing anything creepy.

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 3:45pm ET Saturday
Temperature: 80°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Stuffed
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are at your aunt's house in Richmond, VA. Your uncle and many other family members whom you don't recognize have just come in the house.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Good
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: One hour, you are physically, mentally, and spiritually prepared.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

Offer to make the next batch of waffles.

Give him your $25 Outback Steakhouse giftcard and ask if he wants to go to dinner with you. Dodge questions on how you got it, though.

maybe he isn't planning to go on a genocide crusade

Offer to make the next batch of waffles.

You make more waffles and give some to everyone. You added your own secret ingredient.

Give him your $25 Outback Steakhouse giftcard and ask if he wants to go to dinner with you. Dodge questions on how you got it, though.

You approach your uncle and ask him if he wants to go to Texas Roadhouse. He is surprised but says he'd he happy to go. He does however insist on paying for himself. You leave your backpack but bring a few things that could potentially come in handy. The two of you go out to the U-Haul and he drives to the restaurant.

You and your uncle are sitting alone at a table. You're free to ask him anything.

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 4:58pm ET Saturday
Temperature: 79°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Stuffed
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are at a Texas Roadhouse in Richmond, VA.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Good
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Locked and loaded

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Heelys
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pen
Pad of paper
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
9" cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

ask how he knew you was there

ask how he knew you was there
It was a family reunion

Who said he had to know you were there?


Ask him where he got the gun from.

Ask him what he knows about your parents. Don't mention the Rico thing in case he's after it

Ask him what he knows about your parents. Don't mention the Rico thing in case he's after it

this is a good question

ask how he knew you was there

"So...how did you know I was going to be at my aunt's house?" you ask.

"Well, I didn't. At first. I had already left my home and was heading down here when she called me yesterday to say that you were heading to Richmond to start living with her."

It was a family reunion

Who said he had to know you were there?


Ask him where he got the gun from.

"Where did you get your gun?"

He smiles and asks, "Why do you wanna know?"

"I don't know. Just curious."

"I got it from a friend in Vermont. He collects guns, particularly those used in warfare past and present. He mailed it to me a few years ago."

Ask him what he knows about your parents. Don't mention the Rico thing in case he's after it

"I've been asking around family members to see if they know anything that I don't about my parents. What were they like?"

Your uncle is visibly disturbed and shifts uncomfortably.

"Well, my sis (your mom) were pretty close. We talked to each other about absolutely everything as kids and all the way up until she died. We were only a year apart and did everything together until we left our mother to go separate ways. She got married. I didn't, it just wasn't for me. Still she talked to me over the phone a couple times a week."

Your uncle's eyes grow dark with hatred. You are utterly scared out of your mind about this change and brace yourself.

"I remember how upset she was....when your father left."

He sits quietly staring off into nothing. His veins bulge and he opens and closes his fists.

"I swore to myself that I would avenge that man. Take back what my sis deserves. He gave his life for her for better or worse at the altar. I'm gonna get that life and bring it back. That..."

He stops and snaps back to reality.

"Let's go" he says gruffly. He pays for the food, including yours. You get up and follow him. He goes out the front door to the truck. In front of the truck is a police officer writing on a notepad studying the front end and copying the plates. His squad car is parked next to the truck.

"What's the matter, officer?" your uncle asks.

"Sir!" the officer bellows, "I have a warrant for your arrest for child endangerment and neglect. Please come with me."

Your uncle walks to the officer and puts his hands behind his back. He gets handcuffed and placed in the police car.

"Son," he says to you, "Are you the one who called the police a few hours ago?"

"Uh..." you say, "Yeah?"

"Has this man harmed you in any way today?"

"No...not really."

"I'd like for you to come along with me please."

He opens the passenger door of the police car for you to get in. He says he's taking you to the police department. Your uncle sits quietly in the back seat looking out the window as it starts to rain.

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 5:48pm ET Saturday
Temperature: 76°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Stuffed
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are in a police car being escorted to a police station in Richmond. Your uncle is in the back seat with handcuffs.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Good
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Locked and loaded

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Heelys
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pen
Pad of paper
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
9" cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

wh

when did we call the police on our uncle