[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Theepicman]

Plan your escape from the foster home because conditions usually suck in them.

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[Refticus]

succumb to the voices in your head and jack off while thinking if you are actually in control here

[Frequency]

yeah honestly just jerk it till you can't anymore

[Decepticon]

Ok now it's time to calm down. Chew some gum.

[CypherX]

sven svenson. great.

[Space1255]

Oh hey Sven has 6 votes, Sven wins.
SVEN SVENSONS BACKSTORY

[Frequency]

Sven Svensson*

[XR-7]

Mr. Swanson leaves and you are now alone in your room.

Ok now it's time to calm down. Chew some gum.

You pop some gum in your mouth to calm yourself down. It seems to work.

succumb to the voices in your head and jack off while thinking if you are actually in control here

yeah honestly just jerk it till you can't anymore

You jack off once again. You think your hose may be broken, because it is now very painful to do this one. While pondering the voices that run through your head, you make a sudden realization. You remember that your name is Sven Svenson. Little did we know, we actually told the interrogator in New York a truthful statement by accident:

"My name is Sven Svenson III

Big things are due in your lifetime. Big things. Maybe you'll figure something out about your consciences.

Anything else you need to do before bed? Or should I skip ahead to the next morning?

Status:

Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 8:45pm Sunday
Temperature: 53°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are back in the hospital and have successfully convinced everyone that you had temporary insanity. You also just remembered your name.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: 3 hours wait time

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

Gum
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

admire the box of stuff, which you've smuggled through several states right now

it's a keepsake until we find the pope

[Space1255]

Then proceed to throw away the stuff since you missed the pope.

[Theepicman]

Wait, put it on the floor infront of the door so whoever walk in slips in the stuff.

[Space1255]

Wait, put it on the floor infront of the door so whoever walk in slips in the stuff.

No, put it in front of the bathroom door, it'd be more natural and harder to trace back to us.

[Theepicman]

No, put it in front of the bathroom door, it'd be more natural and harder to trace back to us.

yes this.

[XR-7]

admire the box of stuff, which you've smuggled through several states right now

it's a keepsake until we find the pope

You admire your box of poop. It has stuck with you ever since New York, throughout your temporary stay in Virginia, and survived a kidnapping all the way to Kentucky.

However...

Then proceed to throw away the stuff since you missed the pope.

Wait, put it on the floor infront of the door so whoever walk in slips in the stuff.

The Pope is gone from America now due to all your complications, so you feel conflicted on whether or not you should keep it. Your conscience will have to duke this battle out.

In the meantime, you decide to sleep until morning, since you've ultimately decided to stick around and go to the foster home and there isn't much you can do in this hospital guest room. You wake up and get all your stuff together. At 7:30AM, you hear a knock on the door, followed by a voice that identifies himself as Mr. Swanson. You let him in.

"All set, kiddo?" he asks, "We'll pick up breakfast on the way there. We should be there around 10:00AM."

Status:

Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 7:30am Monday
Temperature: 49°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: A little hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are about to depart the Lexington hospital with Mr. Swanson en route to Louisville where you will be introduced to a foster home.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Ready

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

Gum (4 sticks remaining)
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Theepicman]

Colon contents: Ready

You know what that means...