Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Space1255]

Grab the Rocket L.

Also look for billy.

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[tber123]

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has respawned.

throw vodka bottle

You throw your vodka bottle at the Outcast prisoners for 1 damage.

swap out justice rifle for default RL
also grab the toaster and firework launchers just in case

promptly FUBAR outcast 4 with the guitar and play "another one bites the dust" to intimidate the other one into submission

You loot some weapons and smack Outcast 4 with the guitar before rocking out at the other Outcast with "Another One Bites the Dust!"Outcast 5, appalled by your lack of musical talent, screams that he'll tell you where Kompressor is if you stop! You then learn from the outcasts that Kompressor is in the mountains. "Mountains, eh?" A nearby Landscaper says. "We'll take the fight to them. I'll call up Interials."

Half an hour later, everyone arrives at the Auto Plant. Interials plans to land a helicopter on the mountains and rescue Kompressor.

"You boys ready for the assault?"
"I sure am. We'll give it to em good!"
"I'm learning as I go along!"
"Ready."

LEVEL UP! Health increased to 11. The game is warming up now and new weapons will soon appear on the battlefield.
Pick one skill to improve
Musical Training +2 to Music skill
Rifleman +2 to Long Arms
Basics of CQC +2 to Unarmed
Slicing and Dicing +2 to Bladed Weapons
Blunt Force Trauma +2 to Blunt Weapons
Shotgunner +2 to Shotguns
I DO Want to Set the World on Fire +2 to Flamethrowers
Fastball Special +2 to Throwing
The Magic of Explosives +2 to Explosives
Archer +2 to Archery
Dodge Demon +2 to Dodge
Silver Tongue +2 to Speech
Big Bang +2 to Superweapons(Endgame-tier explosives like the Mini-Nuke or Ion Cannon)
Gatling Good +2 to Heavy Weapons
Contrarian +2 to Defelctor(A weapon that deflects projectiles)
Gunslinger +2 to Small Arms

Pick one perk
Limited ESP See enemy health/stamina/mental health
Gorn everyone dies as violently as possible. Bloody hilarious, honestly.
Regeneration Regenerate 1 HP/STAM/MENT per turn
Pray to the Wallet Receive $200 from the sky
Mysterious Protector 10% chance to summon a guardian angel in combat
Jinxed Everyone turns into an error prone laughingstock. 9 out of 10 times you will suffer misfortune.
Double Tap 15% chance to be able to attack twice in one "turn"
Strength +1 Quickdraw Slot for Weapons/Items
Thick Skin Take -1 damage from all sources
I Suddenly Know How to X Adds +5 to any skill of your choice
It Gets Better +3 to a skill of your choice when you level up instead of +2
Resilience Only take 2x DMG from critical hits instead of 3x DMG(Requires Gameplay Modifier:Deadly Crits)
More Criticals +2 crit chance

Nearby People:
Interials(Healthy) armed with RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun (STN 1-10, fires 2x) and Landscaper Light Armor(-5 DMG) 15/10 HP
Cable(Healthy) armed with 1914 Rifle w/ Stun Ammo (STN 2-5) and Super-Light Energy Shield(5 HP) 12/10 HP
Landscaper 2(Healthy) armed with Default Rocket Launcher w/ Gas Rocket STN 4-7 9/9 HP
Landscaper 3(Healthy) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 8/8 HP
Ghost 3(Healthy) armed with Marcem Assault Rifle W/ Incendiary Rounds DMG 1-3, fires up to 3x 10/10 HP
Ghost 4(Healthy) armed with TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab 7/7 HP

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has  10/10 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.53
Tom O'Flanagan has 11/11 HP, 11 STAM, 11 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QD Slots): 1)Default RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit) 2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)Guitar Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) Justice Rifle DMG 1-4

ITEMS(10 QD Slots): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$50

AMMO: Bullets x9 Rockets x3 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.57/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00 Speech: 5.30/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.05/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00 Explosives: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

Explosives one
EDIT: Also Mysterious Protector.

[Nicepoint]

Limited ESP and Silver tongue.

[tber123]

Going to have to flip a coin for this one.

Limited ESP and Silver tongue.

A few other Landscapers and Ghosts agree to join in on the assault. Interials and Cable drop you off in the mountains, and you discover a group of patrolling Landscaper Outcasts unaware of your presence soon after.

"You hear a chopper just now?"
#2 "Probably just our supplier. He should be bringing in the big guns today."
"You hear about how Interials is losing men left and right as the days go on because he's unwilling to kill for the Bedroom?"
#2 "Yep. What a loving pansy. Someone should shoot him already."

"Do we kick ass now?"
"Ready to fire on your mark, Tom."

Nearby People:
Outcast Sniper(11 HP) armed with 1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
Outcast Boxer(8 HP) armed with Boxing Gloves DMG 2-4, hits up to 2x
Outcast Pyromaniac(7 HP) armed with Pyro Gun DMG 2-5, sets people on fire and does double damage to mechanical enemies
Outcast Bomber(12 HP) armed with Boom Belt DMG 5-20
Outcast Officer(15 HP) armed with Megaphone MNT 2-5, can debuff/stun/convert/demoralize/inspire
Landscaper 1(5 HP) armed with Justice Rifle w/ Stun Rounds STN 1-4
Landscaper 2(6 HP) armed with Default Rocket Launcher w/ Gas Rocket STN 4-7
Landscaper 3(8 HP) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
Landscaper 4(9 HP) armed with Default Sword DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Ghost 1(12 HP) armed with Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
Ghost 2(9 HP) armed with Default-Styled SMG DMG 1-2, fires up to 3x
Ghost 3(10 HP) armed with Marcem Assault Rifle W/ Incendiary Rounds DMG 1-3, fires up to 3x
Ghost 4(11 HP) armed with TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has  10/10 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.53
Tom O'Flanagan has 11/11 HP, 11 STAM, 11 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)Default RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit) 2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)Guitar Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) Justice Rifle DMG 1-4

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$50

AMMO: Bullets x9 Rockets x3 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.57/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00 Speech: 7.30/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.05/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00 Explosives: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Zoltan]

Take careful aim with your revolver and shoot the Outcast Bomber's boombelt to make it explode, killing/damaging everyone near him, and maybe killing him. The second shot should go into the head of the Officer, or, if he's dead, the Sniper.

[tber123]

Take careful aim with your revolver and shoot the Outcast Bomber's boombelt to make it explode, killing/damaging everyone near him, and maybe killing him. The second shot should go into the head of the Officer, or, if he's dead, the Sniper.

Tom O'Flanagan fires the Revolver at Outcast Bomber, hitting the boom belt BLOWING IT UP!
Outcast Bomber explodes on Outcast Boxer and Outcast Sniper for 12 damage!
Outcast Bomber sweats profusely, murmurs something about Kompressor, and dies.
Outcast Sniper breathes heavily, coughing up blood.... And is quiet.
Outcast Boxer gasps a last breath and makes a mess.
Landscaper 1 fires a stun round at Outcast Pyromaniac, hitting the head for a critical 15 stun damage and knocking him out!
Ghost 3 fires incendiary rounds at Outcast Officer, hitting the arms twice for 5 damage and setting him on fire!
Outcast Officer cries the Universal Outcast Cry of Distress!

Outcast reinforcements emerge from the trees and open fire!

Outcast Officer runs around screaming while on fire!
Outcast Assaulter fires the Photon Assault Rifle at Landscaper 1, hitting the left leg once for 3 damage BLOWING IT OFF!
Landscaper 1 whispers incoherently.
Outcast Grenadier throws a frag grenade into the midst of the group!
Ghost 4 HEROICALLY dives onto the grenade and takes 10 damage!
Outcast Musician fires the Typhoon Tuba at Landscaper 4, hitting him for 3 damage and sending him flying into a wall!
Outcast Gunslinger rapidly fires off two shots from the Magnum at Tom O'Flanagan, but misses!

Tom O'Flanagan fires the Revolver at Outcast Officer, but misses!
Landscaper 1 rolls around on the floor clutching at his leg stump while screaming for mercy.
Landscaper 2 fires a stun rocket at Outcast Officer! The explosion catches him in the blast radius and stuns him for 2 points!
Landscaper 3 swings a Police Baton at Outcast Musician, but misses!
Landscaper 4 hits Outcast Assaulter with the flat end of his blade for 3 stun damage!
Ghost 1 fires the revolver at Outcast Grenadier, hitting the head for a critical 6 damage BLOWING IT IN HALF!
Outcast Grenadier stands headless for a moment.
XxX_b111y_69_XxX sprints up to Outcast Gunslinger and socks him in the face for a critical 3 damage!
Ghost 2 fires the SMG at Outcast Officer, but misses!
Ghost 3 is running low on ammo! He swings at Outcast Officer with the Assault Rifle, but Outcast Officer dodges the attack!
Ghost 4 flanks around and backstabs Outcast Gunslinger for a critical 12 damage!
Outcast Gunslinger speaks these final words: "For the glory of the Bedroom!"
Ghost 4 begs for Ghost 2 to finish the job as he bleeds to death.

Nearby People:
Outcast Sniper(DEAD) armed with 1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
Outcast Boxer(DEAD) armed with Boxing Gloves DMG 2-4, hits up to 2x
Outcast Bomber(DEAD) armed with Boom Belt DMG 5-20
Outcast Pyromaniac(7/7 HP, 0/7 STAM) armed with Pyro Gun DMG 2-5, sets people on fire and does double damage to mechanical enemies
Outcast Grenadier(DEAD) armed with Frag Grenade DMG 1-10
Outcast Gunslinger(DEAD) armed with Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
Outcast Officer(10/15 HP, 13/15 STAM, ON FIRE) armed with Megaphone MNT 2-5, can debuff/stun/convert/demoralize/inspire
Outcast Assaulter(9/9 HP, 6/9 STAM) armed with Photon Assault Rifle DMG 2-3, fires up to 4x
Outcast Musician(12/12 HP) armed with Typhoon Tuba DMG 0-5(DMG based on skill), sends targets flying
Landscaper 1(2 HP, Bleeding, Left Leg Missing) armed with Justice Rifle w/ Stun Rounds STN 1-4
Landscaper 2(6 HP) armed with Default Rocket Launcher w/ Gas Rocket STN 4-7
Landscaper 3(8 HP) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
Landscaper 4(6 HP) armed with Default Sword DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Ghost 1(12 HP) armed with Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
Ghost 2(9 HP) armed with Default-Styled SMG DMG 1-2, fires up to 3x
Ghost 3(10 HP) armed with Marcem Assault Rifle W/ Incendiary Rounds DMG 1-3, fires up to 3x
Ghost 4(DEAD) armed with TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has  10/10 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.57
Tom O'Flanagan has 11/11 HP, 11 STAM, 11 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)Default RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit) 2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)Guitar Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) Justice Rifle DMG 1-4

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$50

AMMO: Bullets x7 Rockets x3 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.57/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00 Speech: 7.30/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.10/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00 Explosives: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Zoltan]

Shoot the revolver twice at the Outcast Assaulter. He's probably the most dangerous.

[tber123]

Shoot the revolver twice at the Outcast Assaulter. He's probably the most dangerous.

Tom O'Flanagan fires twice at the Outcast Assaulter, hitting the left arm for 6 damage!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX punches Outcast Officer for 1 damage!
Landscaper 1 begs to the heavens for his life as he continues bleeding on the snow.
Landscaper 2 fires a Gas Rocket at Outcast Officer, scoring a direct hit for 5 DMG!
Landscaper 3 swings at Outcast Musician and misses! Landscaper 3 suffers a critical failure and accidentally smacks himself in the face for 2 stun damage.
Landscaper 4 stabs Outcast Musician in the gut for a critical 6 damage!
Outcast Officer shouts at Tom O'Flanagan to surrender now or he won't be harmed over the megaphone! Tom O'Flanagan loses 5 mental health!
Outcast Musician fires the Typhoon Tuba at Tom O'Flanagan, hitting him for no damage and sending him flying into a wall for 3 damage and 2 points of stun!
Outcast Assaulter MISTAKENLY sprays a full burst into Outcast Musician in the chaos, hitting him four times for a critical 48 DMG!
Outcast Musician shouts "BADSPOT! Why have you forsaken me?" before collapsing in a heap.
Outcast Officer runs away screaming while still on fire!
Outcast Assaulter says: "COME ON! I won't go down without a FIGHT!"
Ghost 1 twirls his revolver around his finger before swiftly loading ammo into it and blowing off Outcast Assaulter's hands with one clean shot!
Outcast Assaulter curls up into a ball, breaks into tears, and is taken by the grim reaper himself.

"Oooh! The Boxing Gloves are mine! Now I can punch people even better with these fancy things!"
"I call the Photon Assault Rifle. My rifle is out of ammo."
#2 "I could use the Butterfly Knife. Yoink!"

Tom O'Flanagan spots a UFO lurking in the distance.

Automatically Looted: Bullets x3, Lasers x5, Flamethrower Fuel x2, PlayBlock magazine, Outcast Musician's $50
Loot Available: 1914 Rifle(2-5 DMG), Boom Belt(5-20 DMG), Pyro Gun(2-5 DMG + sets on fire), Frag Grenade(1-10 DMG), Magnum(3-5 DMG), Typhoon Tuba(DMG based on Music Skill)

Nearby People:
Landscaper 1(1 HP, Bleeding, Left Leg Missing) armed with Justice Rifle w/ Stun Rounds STN 1-4
Landscaper 2(6 HP) armed with Default Rocket Launcher w/ Gas Rocket STN 4-7
Landscaper 3(8 HP, 6 STAM) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
Landscaper 4(6 HP) armed with Default Sword DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Ghost 1(12 HP) armed with (1)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x (2)TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab
Ghost 2(9 HP) armed with Default-Styled SMG DMG 1-2, fires up to 3x
Ghost 3(10 HP) armed with Photon Assault Rifle DMG 2-3, fires up to 4x
Outcast Officer(9/15 HP, 8/15 STAM, ON FIRE) armed with Megaphone MNT 2-5, can debuff/stun/convert/demoralize/inspire

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has  10/10 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.57
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/11 HP, 9 STAM, 6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)Default RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit) 2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)Guitar Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) Justice Rifle DMG 1-4

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$100 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x7 Lasers x5 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x3 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.57/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00 Speech: 7.30/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.10/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00 Explosives: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Nicepoint]

Get someone to help Landscraper #1.

Then aim at UFO with Rocket launcher

[Space1255]

1v1 noscope only the officer

[tber123]

Get someone to help Landscraper #1.

Then aim at UFO with Rocket launcher

You quickdraw a Rocket Launcher, aim at the UFO, and fire! The rocket majestically sails through the air before impacting with the UFO and erupting into a brilliant flash of light followed by a boom. Smoke emits from the UFO as it spins around and drops to the ground before exploding.

Landscaper 4 desperately attempts to stop Landscaper 1 from bleeding out!
Landscaper 1 shares a heartwarming last goodbye and gives a handshake to Landscaper 4 before he ceases all movements.
Landscaper 4 stands still, staring at the corpse of Landscaper 4 for half a minute. The emotions come flooding in and he is quickly overwhelmed.

"God, no! Not KillBotTehBadass42!" Landscaper 4 screams in despair, on the verge of tears. "One of our finest! Dead right there!" He kneels down. "Theres something I have to do.... Go on without me."

"That was... Dramatic."
"Yep."

1v1 noscope only the officer

You whip out your Justice Rifle and look around for the Outcast Officer. You completely fail to find him.

Loot Available: 1914 Rifle(2-5 DMG), Boom Belt(5-20 DMG), Pyro Gun(2-5 DMG + sets on fire), Frag Grenade(1-10 DMG), Magnum(3-5 DMG), Typhoon Tuba(DMG based on Music Skill)

(You might wanna loot some of the higher-tier weapons, lest you get asskicked soon.)

Nearby People:
Landscaper 4(HEARTBROKEN) armed with Default Sword DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Landscaper 1(DEAD) armed with Justice Rifle w/ Stun Rounds STN 1-4
Landscaper 2(6 HP) armed with Default Rocket Launcher w/ Gas Rocket STN 4-7
Landscaper 3(8 HP, 6 STAM) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
Ghost 1(12 HP) armed with (1)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x (2)TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab
Ghost 2(9 HP) armed with Default-Styled SMG DMG 1-2, fires up to 3x
Ghost 3(10 HP) armed with Photon Assault Rifle DMG 2-3, fires up to 4x
Outcast Officer(9/15 HP, 8/15 STAM, ON FIRE) armed with Megaphone MNT 2-5, can debuff/stun/convert/demoralize/inspire          (You aren't supposed to see this yet)

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has  10/10 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.57
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/11 HP, 9 STAM, 6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)Default RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit) 2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)Guitar Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) Justice Rifle DMG 1-4

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$100 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x7 Lasers x5 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x2 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.57/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00 Speech: 7.30/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.10/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00 Explosives: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

brb crying
OT: Return to base.

Also I thought Long Arms meant you have extended reach, not rifles.

[tber123]

brb crying
OT: Return to base.

Also I thought Long Arms meant you have extended reach, not rifles.

You sure you want to leave Kompressor to his fate?

[Space1255]

stuff I FORGOT

Rest your mind and call in reinforcements.
Get tanks.
Lots of them.