Blow yourselves over the mob. If that fails, SHRED ON A GUITAR.
You go back and loot a Boom Belt, charge screaming into the mob, and blow a few Outcasts to hell! The Outcast Officer takes massive damage while the Archer, Demoman, Sniper, and Meatshield die.
You are now dead. You will respawn in 3 turns...Outcast Officer shouts death threats at XxX_b111y_69_XxX, psychologically damaging him for 3 points!
Outcast Bomber throws a molotov at Ghost Tank 2 for a critical 15 damage!
Outcast Anti Tank readies her Akimbo Rocket Launchers and lets loose a salvo of rockets, wounding Landscaper 2 and killing Ghost 6!Outcast Energy Specialist fires the Alien Blaster at Ghost Tank 2, hitting it for 4 damage!
Outcast Rocketeer fires two rockets from the Auto Rocket Launcher, scoring a CRITICAL direct hit on Ghost Tank 4 two times in a row for 147 damage BLOWING IT APART!Landscaper 2 shoots a Gas Rocket at Outcast Rocketeer, hitting her and Outcast Energy Specialist for 5 points of stun damage!Landscaper 3 smacks Outcast Meatshield 2 with a Police Baton and ACCIDENTALLY smashes his skull in!
Outcast Meatshield 2 lets out a wail and begs for papa.Ghost Tank fires the Tank Cannon at Outcast Contrarian!
Outcast Contrarian deflects the projectile back, hitting Ghost Tank for 5 damage!Ghost Tank 2 fires the Tank Cannon at Outcast Officer!
Outcast Contrarian dives in front of Outcast Officer and reflects the projectile back, hitting Landscaper 2 for 13 damage BLOWING HIS TORSO IN HALF!Landscaper 2 collapses like a sack of potatoes.Ghost Tank 3 fires the Tank Cannon at Outcast Musician 2, hitting the head for a critical 36 damage EXPLODING IT LIKE A WATERMELON!
Outcast Musician 2 paints the snow yellow and red as her headless body collapses.Outcast Musician rocks out at Ghost 7 with a Acoustic Guitar!
Ghost 7 has been brainwashed with the power of music!Ghost 7 fires the Grenade Launcher from the Karbini MK 16 at Ghost Tank 3, hitting it for 4 damage!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX swings at Outcast Officer and misses!
Outcast Projector points Space Guy's Laser Pointer at Ghost 6, hitting him 5 times HORRIBLY BURNING HIM!
2 turns left...Landscaper 3 swings at Ghost 7 with a Police Baton, hitting the head twice for a critical 12 stun damage KNOCKING HER OUT!XxX_b111y_69_XxX swings at Outcast Musician and misses!
Ghost Tank fires the Tank Cannon at Outcast Projector, but misses!
Ghost Tank 2 fires the Tank Cannon at Outcast Meatshield 3 for 12 damage BLOWING HIS ARMS OFF!Ghost Tank 3 fires the Tank Cannon at Outcast Projector, hitting the left leg for 8 damage!
Outcast Projector screams "MEIN LEBEN!" as he dramatically throws himself backwards and goes into convulsions.Ghost 1 fires the Revolver at Outcast Musician, but Outcast Musician dodges the attack!
Ghost 2 fires the SMG at Outcast Meatshield 4, hitting the legs for 1 damage!
Outcast Meatshield 4 begs Tom Cruise for mercy as he dies.Ghost 3 fires the Photon Assault Rifle at Outcast Rocketeer, hitting the eyes once for a critical 6 damage!
Ghost 4 fires the Ambassador at Outcast Contrarian, but Outcast Contrarian deflects the projectile into the ground!
Ghost 5 fires four rapid rounds from the Quickshot, MISTAKENLY missing all her targets and hitting the corpse of Outcast Meatshield 4 and the corpse of Outcast Musician 2!
Ghost 6 screams in agony from his burns.
Outcast Officer shouts words of courage at his comrades, inspiring them!
Outcast Bomber throws a Molotov at Ghost 6, scoring a direct hit for 4 damage and BURNING HIM ALIVE!
Ghost 6's skin scorches, his fat burns, and his innards char! He screams all the way!Outcast Anti-Tank fires rockets at the party and misses!
Outcast Rocketeer is out of rockets and has to loot some more from the corpses!
Outcast Musician plays music at the rest of his teammates and inspires them even further!
Outcast Contrarian loots a nearby corpse and finds a Stun Baton!
1 turn left...Ghost Tank 1 fires the Tank Cannon at the Outcasts, catching the Officer, Bomber, and Musician in the blast and blowing them to pieces!Ghost Tank 2 fires the Tank Cannon at the Outcasts, scoring a direct hit on Outcast Anti-Tank and Rocketeer BLOWING THEM INTO SPACE!
Outcast Contrarian laughs.
Landscaper 3 shouts at Outcast Contrarian and orders her to surrender!
Ghost 2 yells: "Give it up! You're surrounded!"
Ghost Tank 3 finishes reloading it's cannon and aims at Outcast Contrarian!
Ghost 4 readies her Ambassador and aims it at Outcast Contrarian's head.
Tom O'Flanagan respawns!
Loot Acquired: Bullets x4, Lasers x2, Arrows x5, Grenade Launcher Ammo x2, Rockets x1
Loot Available: Alien Blaster(DMG 4-6), Akimbows(DMG 1-3), M79 GL(DMG 4-6/7-12), Harmonica, Karbini MK 16(DMG 1-3/4-6), M16(DMG 2-4), Megaphone(DMG based on Psychology), Molotov roostertail(DMG 2-5, sets on fire), Acoustic guitar, Akimbo Rocket Launchers(DMG 1-4/7-12), Auto Rocket Launcher(2-4/4-7)
Nearby People:Outcast Energy Specialist 5/5 HP, 0/5 STAM armed with Ladios's Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, fires up to 2x[F]Outcast Sniper DEAD armed with 1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x[F]Outcast Archer DEAD HP armed with Akimbows DMG 1-3, fires twice + 100% bleed chanceOutcast Demoman DEAD armed with M79 Grenade Launcher DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)[F]Outcast Musician 2 DEAD armed with Harmonica[F]Ghost 7(9/9 HP, -6/9 STAM) armed with Karbini Mk 16 w/ GL DMG 1-3, fires up to 4x. Grenade Launcher does 4-6 DMG.Ghost 6(DEAD) armed with M16 DMG 2-4, fires up to 3xOutcast Officer DEAD armed with Megaphone MNT 2-5, can debuff/stun/convert/demoralize/inspireOutcast Bomber DEAD armed with Iban's Molotov DMG 2-5, sets people on fire and does 2x damage to robotsOutcast Musician DEAD armed with Acoustic Guitar[F]Outcast Anti-Tank armed with Akimbo Rocket Launchers DMG 1-4(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) + fires twice[F]Outcast Rocketeer(Eyes shot out) armed with Auto Rocket Launcher DMG 2-4(Blast Radius) 4-7(Direct Hit) fires up to 2x[F]Outcast Contrarian 15/15 HP armed with
(1)DEFLECTOR(Reflects projectiles) (2)Stun Baton
Landscaper 3(8 HP, 6 STAM) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
Ghost Tank (15 HP) armed with Tank Cannon(DMG 1-15)
Ghost Tank 2 (1 HP) armed with Tank Cannon(DMG 1-15)
Ghost Tank 3 (20 HP) armed with Tank Cannon(DMG 1-15)
Ghost 1(12 HP) armed with (1)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x (2)TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab
Ghost 2(9 HP) armed with Default-Styled SMG DMG 1-2, fires up to 3x
Ghost 3(6 HP) armed with Photon Assault Rifle DMG 2-3, fires up to 4x
[F]Ghost 4(12 HP) armed with Space Guy's Ambassador DMG 3-6
[F]Ghost 5(7 HP) armed with Heedicalking's Quickshot DMG 1-2, fires up to 6x
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has
10/10 HP and 7/10 Mental Health.
Unarmed Skill: 0.57
Tom O'Flanagan has
11/11 HP, 11 STAM, 11 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)Default RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit)
2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)Guitar
Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
| ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$100
(4)PlayBlock Magazine
| AMMO:
Bullets x11
Lasers x7
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x2
Flamethrower Fuel x2
Rockets x3
Toast x2
Incendiary Rounds x2
Stun Rounds x5 | SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.57/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00
Speech: 7.30/30.00
Music: 0.05/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.10/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00
Explosives: 0.10/30.00
| PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats) |
Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
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