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Whats next after this?

BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans an assassination/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/etc (Voting for this option will lead to a second poll)
The Other Side The adventures of Nameless McRedshirt and Frank Ruby as they work as security guards for banks, evil overlords, dictators, and so on.
High Rollers Its like "Pass or Fail" or "Blockade Blasters'. Multiple players allowed.
Post Apocalyptic Alcoholism Find a source of alcohol in a nuclear wasteland.
BLOODLUST: Off The Rails BLOODLUST all over again, but the objective is to derail it
The International Order of Communists Play as an agent in a Communist sleeper cell and defeat the International Order of Capitalists
Terrorist Adventure What starts as a normal game of Counter Strike degenerates into batstuff insanity. Only the Terrorists can bring order to chaos!
Yashka Sheriff's Quest for the Perfect Sausage One simple errand to fetch some sausages that obviously goes horribly wrong
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations.
Liberal Crime Squad: BLF Edition Defeat the Conservative Crime Squad, kidnap and brainwash Conservatives, and drop terrible pickup lines.

Author Topic: Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]  (Read 25520 times)

Get them all to maniple the alien. While they are, equip a laser msg, a beam rifle, akimbo rocketL, and a Chainsaw. Keep the Deflector.

Dodge eh?

Let use flamethrower then.

Tom O'Flanagan slowly equips the flamethrower!
Your companions fire at the Alien Ranger, but he backflips into the air!
Alien Ranger grabs a random prisoner and throws him into the walls of the UFO, busting it open and killing the prisoner!
The Prisoners all open fire inaccurately!
Get them all to maniple the alien. While they are, equip a laser msg, a beam rifle, akimbo rocketL, and a Chainsaw. Keep the Deflector.
Tom O'Flanagan streams fire at the Alien Ranger, hitting him for 6 damage... To his energy shield. At least he's still on fire, though.
The Prisoners dogpile onto the Alien Ranger!
Alien Ranger breaks free and tosses four of the prisoners out of the hole in the UFO's hull, where they fall to their deaths!
Alien Ranger scopes in with his Old School Rifle and aims it at you!
Ben Blonde fires the Suppressed Pistol and misses!
Agent Crit fires the Arm RocketL at Alien Ranger, scoring a DIRECT HIT for 9 damage!


Alien Ranger(40/40 HP, 5/20 ShieldHP) armed with Old School Rifle(Ability: Pierce) DMG 8-12(Unscoped)/15-23(Scoped) WARNING: FIRING IN 1 TURN
Dodge: 10.99/30.00
Long Arms: 15.56/30.00
Fire: 9.98/30.00
Unarmed: 25.00/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 13.36/30.00
-The Old School Rifle only pierces through targets/walls when scoped in.
-There is a massive hole blown into the UFO's hull that the Ranger is throwing people out of.



Fellow Prisoners(Redshirts, Meatshields) Following You: 31
Ben Blonde has 20/20 HP. Small Guns Skill: 10.12/30 Suppressed Pistol DMG 5-7
Agent Crit has 22/22 HP. Explosives Skill: 8.10/30.00 Arm RocketL DMG 2-4/8-16
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, 6/6 Jet Fuel(Fly + Hard to Hit). He is also Sobering Up and Irradiated.
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
2)[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
5)[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[LongArms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x

ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(3)BoomBox
(4)Fine Wine x20
(5)Mech Part 1/3
(6)Sand Soup x38
AMMO:
Plasma x3
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x3
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive Bullet x6
Incendiary Bullet x3
Stun Bullet x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.30/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.09/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 5.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.20/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)
Extreme Radiation Posioning(-9 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Use a meatshield for your head!

Get out of there! Freedom shouldn't be worth this bloodshed!

Use a meatshield for your head!

You grab a prisoner and use him as a meatshield when the Ranger fires the OSR. Since the OSR has the ability to pierce bricks and pretty much anything....

Its not pretty. Your head explodes and scatters your brain matter all over the UFO walls. You respawn a few turns later.

Get out of there! Freedom shouldn't be worth this bloodshed!

You rush out the way you came when the Alien Ranger frontflips seven feet into the air and lands in front of you before pressing the OSR to your face.
Random Prisoner grabs the barrel of the OSR and forces it to point at himself!
Ranger fires the OSR, piercing through Random Prisoner and killing seven other prisoners!
Tom O'Flanagan quickdraws the Chainsaw and lunges at Alien Ranger, hoping to saw his hands off!
Alien Ranger dodges and counterattacks by smacking Tom O'Flanagan with the rifle's stock, smashing his jaw and sending teeth flying!
Agent Crit fires the Arm RocketL at Alien Ranger, catching him in the blast radius for a weak 2 DMG!
Ben Blonde fires the Suppressed Pistol at Alien Ranger, hitting him in the leg for 5 DMG!
The Prisoners dogpile onto the Alien Ranger once again!
Alien Ranger struggles to break free from the dogpile!


Alien Ranger(38/40 HP) armed with Old School Rifle(Ability: Pierce) DMG 8-12(Unscoped)/15-23(Scoped)
Dodge: 10.99/30.00
Long Arms: 15.56/30.00
Fire: 9.98/30.00
Unarmed: 25.00/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 13.36/30.00
-The Old School Rifle only pierces through targets/walls when scoped in.
-There is a massive hole blown into the UFO's hull. Careful not to fall to your death!



Fellow Prisoners(Redshirts, Meatshields) Following You: 23
Ben Blonde has 20/20 HP. Small Guns Skill: 10.12/30 Suppressed Pistol DMG 5-7
Agent Crit has 22/22 HP. Explosives Skill: 8.10/30.00 Arm RocketL DMG 2-4/8-16
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/16 HP, 11/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, 6/6 Jet Fuel(Fly + Hard to Hit). He is also Sobering Up and Irradiated.
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
2)[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
5)[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[LongArms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x

ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(3)BoomBox
(4)Fine Wine x20
(5)Mech Part 1/3
(6)Sand Soup x38
AMMO:
Plasma x3
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x3
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive Bullet x6
Incendiary Bullet x3
Stun Bullet x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.30/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.09/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 5.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.20/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)
Extreme Radiation Posioning(-9 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Call billy and the mutalid! See if they can rocket jump to you!

Call billy and the mutalid! See if they can rocket jump to you!

You send a PM to Billy and the Mutalid to rocket jump to the massive UFO hovering over the city, but they're too busy being bombed into oblivion by the massive UFO to respond. Darn.

Alien Ranger is struggling to break free from the dogpile!

Alien Ranger(38/40 HP) armed with Old School Rifle(Ability: Pierce) DMG 8-12(Unscoped)/15-23(Scoped)
Dodge: 10.99/30.00
Long Arms: 15.56/30.00
Fire: 9.98/30.00
Unarmed: 25.00/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 13.36/30.00
-The Old School Rifle only pierces through targets/walls when scoped in.
-There is a massive hole blown into the UFO's hull. Careful not to fall to your death!



Fellow Prisoners(Redshirts, Meatshields) Following You: 23
Ben Blonde has 20/20 HP. Small Guns Skill: 10.12/30 Suppressed Pistol DMG 5-7
Agent Crit has 22/22 HP. Explosives Skill: 8.10/30.00 Arm RocketL DMG 2-4/8-16
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/16 HP, 11/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, 6/6 Jet Fuel(Fly + Hard to Hit). He is also Sobering Up and Irradiated.
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
2)[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
5)[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[LongArms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x

ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(3)BoomBox
(4)Fine Wine x20
(5)Mech Part 1/3
(6)Sand Soup x38
AMMO:
Plasma x3
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x3
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive Bullet x6
Incendiary Bullet x3
Stun Bullet x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.30/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.09/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 5.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.20/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)
Extreme Radiation Posioning(-9 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.


Get your friends to pile up on the ranger. Then stab the ranger with a sword.

Spam akimbo rockets

You consider spamming Akimbo Rockets, but that would hit the prisoners dogpiling on the Ranger too and you wouldn't have any meatshields.

Get your friends to pile up on the ranger. Then stab the ranger with a sword.

While the Ranger is struggling to pull free from the dogpile, you SLOWLY equip a sword since its not in a Quickdraw Slot!

Alien Ranger bursts free from the dogpile and kicks a prisoner out of the hull breach, where he falls to his death!
The Prisoners attempt to dogpile the Alien Ranger again and fail!
Your Companions open fire on the Ranger, but he does the Matrix-Dodge!
Tom O'Flanagan finishes equipping the sword and... WAIT A MINUTE!

Quote

I don't see no swords here!  Looks like you'll have to chainsaw him instead!

Tom O'Flanagan uses the chainsaw on the Alien Ranger, but he dodges the attack with no effort!
Alien Ranger snatches Tom O'Flanagan and starts running for the massive hole blown into the UFO! He's going to throw you out to your death!

Alien Ranger(38/40 HP) armed with Old School Rifle(Ability: Pierce) DMG 8-12(Unscoped)/15-23(Scoped)
Dodge: 10.99/30.00
Long Arms: 15.56/30.00
Fire: 9.98/30.00
Unarmed: 25.00/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 13.36/30.00
-The Old School Rifle only pierces through targets/walls when scoped in.
-There is a massive hole blown into the UFO's hull. Careful not to fall to your death!
-Turns left until the Alien Ranger throws you out of the UFO: 1



Fellow Prisoners(Redshirts, Meatshields) Following You: 22
Ben Blonde has 20/20 HP. Small Guns Skill: 10.12/30 Suppressed Pistol DMG 5-7
Agent Crit has 22/22 HP. Explosives Skill: 8.10/30.00 Arm RocketL DMG 2-4/8-16
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/16 HP, 11/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, 6/6 Jet Fuel(Fly + Hard to Hit). He is also Sobering Up and Irradiated.
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
2)[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
5)[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[LongArms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x

ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(3)BoomBox
(4)Fine Wine x20
(5)Mech Part 1/3
(6)Sand Soup x38
AMMO:
Plasma x3
Bullets x11
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x9
Flamethrower Fuel x3
Rockets x10
Toast x5
High Explosive Bullet x6
Incendiary Bullet x3
Stun Bullet x14
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.30/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.09/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 5.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.20/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)
Extreme Radiation Posioning(-9 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Poll is up, vote for something better to do

Should I even continue this? Don't really feel like it.

Well pictures would be nice. I mean the pics made the left behind cool, but now we have to imagine things! I CAN'T DO THAT!

Srs tho, maby the drunken apocalypse would be cool

tbh derailing a bloodlust would be hella fun. I wish I voted for that instead.

Do whatever you feel like doing. Its your choice.

tbh derailing a bloodlust would be hella fun. I wish I voted for that instead.
bloodlust is already Off The Rails: the forum game