Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)  (Read 6495 times)

they send saboteurs to infiltrate the countries' federal governments and introduce various malicious laws to undermine them

flight

You are physically incapable of slowing down, halting, or stopping flight

Invincibility


Someone captures you and tortures you for all eternity, and you can still feel pain. The sweet release of death never comes.

The power to seduce anyone with bad pickup lines

you can only say said lines

laser eyes

Burns your eyes as well.

Mind control.

Of your own mind

Supersonic clap

Makes your own ears explode.

Mind reading.

Can only tell people to move, cant hold or shoot.

Ability to make any chick want to bang you.

any ugly chick
The abiltity to have a concept car
Concept cars aren't supposed to work (ex:Mercedes Benz biome)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2015, 01:41:15 PM by ?Sir Info? 2 »

It doesn't even work

The ability to punch someone in the face over the internet. Just punch into the monitor and it comes out of the other guy's screen.

You break your hand upon contact

Ability to grow your snake to any length

it can't get smaller and grows 0.1 inches a hour

john cena strength

you have to put up with the stuff john cena goes through

the power to make pie crust normal

everyone else starts masturbating to dogs

the power to poop whenever i want

You must scream it as you do it

Power to get a lovey chick to bang you whenever