So my friend calls Wolfenstein Unrealistic.

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8:56 PM - Agent TigerVIB: FORGET WOLFENSTEIN
8:56 PM - Agent TigerVIB: THAT THING IS HORRILE
8:57 PM - Agent TigerVIB: ITS UNREALISTIC AND STUPID
8:57 PM - Rex The Hunter: Why is one of the grandfathers of gaming counted as stupid
8:57 PM - Rex The Hunter: Grandfathers of shooters*
8:58 PM - Agent TigerVIB: because its unrealistic, the germans dont sound right
8:58 PM - Rex The Hunter: Because it is an old game.
8:58 PM - Agent TigerVIB: so
8:58 PM - Rex The Hunter: Just because it's old dosen't mean it's bad.
8:58 PM - Agent TigerVIB: it still doesnt deserve top 1 on htis stupid list
8:58 PM - Rex The Hunter: Show me the list
8:58 PM - Agent TigerVIB: ok
9:00 PM - Agent TigerVIB: 5. Medal of Honor: Allied Assault 4. Company of Heroes 3. Call of Duty 2 2. Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 1. Wolfenstein 3-D
9:00 PM - Rex The Hunter: The only reason why Wolfenstien is number one is because it's the first real WWII game.
9:00 PM - Agent TigerVIB: waot
9:00 PM - Rex The Hunter: Yep.
9:01 PM - Agent TigerVIB: the first REAL?
9:01 PM - Agent TigerVIB: wtf is that supposed to me
9:01 PM - Rex The Hunter: yes.
9:01 PM - Agent TigerVIB: mean
9:01 PM - Rex The Hunter: The very first full fleged all out over the internet game of WWII
9:01 PM - Rex The Hunter: "Wolfenstein 3D is the big poppa of WWII games, its twisting brick corridors and “kill kill kill” objectives laying the groundwork for not just similarly themed experiences, but the entire genre of first-person shooters."
9:02 PM - Agent TigerVIB: its still bad
9:02 PM - Agent TigerVIB: just because its old doesnt make it good
9:02 PM - Rex The Hunter: Oh just because they didn't want to cause WWIII!? EH!?
9:02 PM - Agent TigerVIB: wtf do you mean?
9:03 PM - Rex The Hunter: Do you realise if they had actual germans acting the germans would possibly cause WWIII.
9:03 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they had actual germans acting o
9:03 PM - Agent TigerVIB: wait
9:03 PM - Agent TigerVIB: do you realise how handicapped that sounds
9:03 PM - Rex The Hunter: Yes.
9:03 PM - Rex The Hunter: But they could have.
9:03 PM - Agent TigerVIB: :|
9:04 PM - Agent TigerVIB: I have no words
9:05 PM - Rex The Hunter: Just listen, Wolfenstein is bad compared to today's standards with all of the fancy 'Killstreak!' and 'Monster Kills!' But back then, that's what was the first.
9:05 PM - Agent TigerVIB: EXACTLY
9:05 PM - Agent TigerVIB: SO IF THEY'RE GONNA STILL MAKE IT NUMBER ONE THEN IM DONE WITH HUMANITY
9:05 PM - Rex The Hunter: I think it's in a museum.
9:06 PM - Rex The Hunter: So, decided to check the Frisco, TX Video game Museum.
9:06 PM - Agent TigerVIB: forget wolfenstein though
9:06 PM - Agent TigerVIB: and is it loaded
9:07 PM - Rex The Hunter: if you want to see what REAL TERRIBLE FPS games are. Look up these games I am about to tell you.
9:07 PM - Rex The Hunter: Space Gun for the Amstrad GX4000
9:07 PM - Rex The Hunter: 3-D Havoc for the 2600
9:07 PM - Rex The Hunter: Skeleton and Skeleton+ for the 2600
9:07 PM - Rex The Hunter: Survival Run and Vortex for the 2600
9:08 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they all look the same :|
9:08 PM - Rex The Hunter: Exactly.
9:08 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they're all equally stuff to wolfenstein
9:08 PM - Rex The Hunter: DooM and Wolfenstein defined F-- I bet you if I post on the BLF that you say that Wolfenstein is bad that there would be almost everyone against you.
9:09 PM - Rex The Hunter: Anyhow.
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: I dont give a FUUUUUUUCK
9:09 PM - Rex The Hunter: Explain to me why Wolfen is not good.
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: do it
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: what are they gonna do
9:09 PM - Rex The Hunter: Just tell me why Wolfen is not good.
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: hurt me with they're all so powerful letters in chat
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: Lets see
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: im not saying that its so stuff
9:09 PM - Agent TigerVIB: but
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: if they're putting wolfenstein 3-d number one on todays list
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: then im done
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: cause thats so stupid
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: i would've been fine with all the wolfenstein games but
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: not 3-d
9:10 PM - Rex The Hunter: Why is 3-d the worst?
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: hard to explain
9:10 PM - Rex The Hunter: Explain to me in chunks
9:10 PM - Agent TigerVIB: ok
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: graphics
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: the stupid old thing at the bottom
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: whatever that is
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: the AI is so horrid
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they have 3 enemies for you
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: dogs
9:11 PM - Agent TigerVIB: the normal national socialists and then Riddler
9:12 PM - Agent TigerVIB: Riddler is the most unrealistic forget i would have ever seen for that age
9:12 PM - Agent TigerVIB: like 2 miniguns in his arms?
9:12 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they didnt even have miniguns
9:12 PM - Agent TigerVIB: and you're stuck in the forgetin castle for the whole game
9:12 PM - Agent TigerVIB: you NEVER see the outside
9:12 PM - Agent TigerVIB: you dont get any scenery of the outside
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: the freakin AI is handicapped
9:13 PM - Rex The Hunter: Already talked about the AI.
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: and im done
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: I said they all were the same
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: I said they were handicapped
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: because they only looked at you and shot
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they never took any cover
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: and the dogs ran in zig zags
9:13 PM - Agent TigerVIB: they dont run staright for you
9:13 PM - Rex The Hunter: And here is my little list about your reasons.
9:13 PM - Rex The Hunter: Graphics. - Bullstuff reason.
HuD - It was primitive, yes. But it was dealable.
AI - have you seen modern games sometimes?
Only '3' enemies. - Dogs, Grunt, Shotgun, MechaRiddler.
Riddler Unrealistic - Of course. he died.
Innacurate portrayal of weapons - There were Miniguns then.
Stuck in a castle - That is true.
9:14 PM - Agent TigerVIB: modern games ai are better than that
9:14 PM - Agent TigerVIB: well I dont forgetin know all the ais
9:14 PM - Agent TigerVIB: I dont play that kind of stuff
9:14 PM - Agent TigerVIB: adn what do you mean of course. he died?
9:14 PM - Agent TigerVIB: so what
9:15 PM - Rex The Hunter: This is portrayed after Riddler died. Experimentation and all that.
9:15 PM - Agent TigerVIB: and there were not miniguns
9:15 PM - Agent TigerVIB: except if you mean those texas gatling guns
9:15 PM - Rex The Hunter: Prototype Rotary cannons or whatever.
9:15 PM - Agent TigerVIB: there were not
9:15 PM - Rex The Hunter: https://www.google.com/search?q=WWII+gatling+gun&biw=1501&bih=926&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI4NXbj_eaxwIVRA2SCh0vfg8v#imgrc=a5_c1fH_9h6xqM%3A
9:15 PM - Rex The Hunter: From WWII my lad.
9:16 PM - Agent TigerVIB: was it actually used
9:16 PM - Agent TigerVIB: :|
9:16 PM - Rex The Hunter: it was a god damn prototype.
9:16 PM - Agent TigerVIB: if its a prototype then why is it used in action in the game
9:16 PM - Rex The Hunter: Because the game was made and Miniguns were insane.
9:16 PM - Agent TigerVIB: unrealistic
9:16 PM - Rex The Hunter: Stop calling the game Unrealistic. IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE REALISTIC IN THE FIRST PLACE.
9:17 PM - Agent TigerVIB: thats why i dont like it
9:17 PM - Agent TigerVIB: and thats why i find it so stuff
9:17 PM - Rex The Hunter: Just because a gameis unrealistic dosen't make it bad.
9:18 PM - Agent TigerVIB: thats why I find it stuff
9:17 PM - Rex The Hunter: Portal is unrealistic because SCIENCE
9:18 PM - Agent TigerVIB: portal is in the future
9:18 PM - Agent TigerVIB: wolfenstein is supposed to be in the past
9:18 PM - Rex The Hunter: Yes, it is meant to be in WWII. But an god damn Alternate one.
9:19 PM - Agent TigerVIB: thats why I find it stuff
9:19 PM - Agent TigerVIB: "I"
9:19 PM - Agent TigerVIB: key word there forget
9:19 PM - Agent TigerVIB: I've been saying it for the whole time
9:19 PM - Rex The Hunter: Hold up. Going to put this on the BLF
Do not hunt him down on steam. He will absolutely hate me for that.

he'd be right
but so what if wolfenstein isnt a realistic game
half life 2 isnt realistic

Wolfenstein is a very hot game.

applying modern standards to pre-modern objects is stupid

it's like when people play hl2 and call it stuffty. it's only stuffty because of the experiences you've already. you need to look at the game from when it came out to get a better understanding

its cover is awesome and that's all that matters
« Last Edit: August 08, 2015, 09:51:14 PM by SBG »

Seek new friends immediately, this one is cancer. People who bitch and moan about unrealistic games being inherently bad for not being realistic are not worth keeping around.
Also what list is he talking about


remove him, games don't have to be realistic ESPECIALLY an alternate history one
« Last Edit: August 08, 2015, 10:51:29 PM by Maxwell. »

i'm just gonna go ahead and say national socialists in an alternate timeline that have taken over the world and have giant robot dogs isn't very realistic

I think New Order might actually be my all time favorite shooter.

i'm just gonna go ahead and say national socialists in an alternate timeline that have taken over the world and have giant robot dogs isn't very realistic
They're talking about Wolfenstein 3-D not the New Order. Also its not suppose to be realistic.

I hope your friend's vowels break


applying modern standards to pre-modern objects is stupid

it's like when people play hl2 and call it stuffty. it's only stuffty because of the experiences you've already. you need to look at the game from when it came out to get a better understanding

a good game doesn't magically become stuffty because of modern standards you loving nimrod

i mean he's kinda right