itt: we remake the history of the world

[Vitawrap]

let's start this ladies
year 0:

the earth just got made

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Year 1:Belteguese arrives and spreads assburgers and autism.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Year 1 Day 2: and there it goes

[Refticus]

year 2: by the sheer power of autism, another planet is made

it is named
nigeria

[MoltenKitten]

The Moltenites have evolved to be the only land animal

[Refticus]

year 3: "the moltenites" have all died out from autism.
but a few survived and became...

[hillkill]

year 4: a new, extremely intelligent bipedal species was made, they are called the handicaps

[Grieg Kaun]

the most intelligent handicaps gather and create a secret group called 'blockland'

[Akio]

hiroshima never happened and 9/11 was devastating

[Refticus]

year 5: the handicap blockland group had uncovered a extremely stupid race, they have called them intellectuals

[Frequency]

holy stuff that's the fastest evolution ever

[Jairo]

the jews did this

[Biostorm]

Year 6: The Jews are born, but are exiled by the handicap blockland group. They then begin plotting their revenge far off

[Refticus]

year 7: all life realises that it's evolution is backwards

[shitlord]

year 8: CIA begins a reign of poor government and hypocritical laws