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Author Topic: BFBB [BOSS #3 - KIDALEX90]  (Read 184132 times)


I charge my Earraping Quack... goes up each time i post

12%

Damn it! This is a tough nut to crack!
Okay, here's the plan. Someone throw me and someone else high into the air. The second person will let me use them as a footstool for another jump, and then I'll try something else... Who's up for it?


I am back from my commander training.

NEW ABILITY:Commanding. I can get troops to support me.

Get a yuri clone here. Once he comes,use him to mind control the boss.

forget, its come to this

i call up my bro4lyfe temperus maximus, who crashes two battle barges (Litany of Litany's Litany & Maximum forget, respectively) into Sirgir. the crew of both play the single greatest guitar solo in the history of man on the way down, increasing their overall damage by 5%

The scope, for some reason, converts itself to fit in the rifle's inside. The Old School Rifle shifts into a RAILGUN. Because of this, Redconer is unable to fire just yet, and would have to wait out another turn. Next turn will certify a kill

Unless someone throws me up, I kick the ball hard straight at Sirgir!

Mr.Blocko flicks off Space1255! Space1255 resists the urge to get angry!
No no no, I FLICK him, not flick him off.

OT: I flick'em.
And this time do it right. Jeez mang.

No no no, I FLICK him, not flick him off.

OT: I flick'em.
And this time do it right. Jeez mang.



Moltenkitten performs swordplay on SIRGIR! Inflicting 125 -50%

Duck Quackington charges his Earrape Quack!

CRITAWAKETS returns from commander training! He summons a yuri clone!

Yuri Clone attempts to mind control SIRGIR! It fails!

CypherX calls up his Bro4Lyfe temperus maximum, crashing two battle barges into SIRGIR! The crew play an epic guitar solo while going down, boosting the attacks damage! It inflicts 600 -50% damage!

Redconers rifle changes scope form to increase the attack power even further! Effect next turn!

Space1255 kicks a ball straight into SIRGIR! Doing 300 -50% damage!

Mr.Blocko flicks SIRGIR! Doing 500 -50% damage!


FIFTH BOSS
MEGABOSS

SIRGIR
Armed with ????
4337.5/5000
Afflicted with Break Dark Thunder & Anti-Debuffer
(Takes 50% Less Damage & Cannot be afflicted with Debuffs)

SIRGIR is preparing to unleash a VERY powerful attack in 1 Cycle! Prepare a defensive!

The good guys have a 50% damage reduction to all non-melee attacks!

Stick Man is immune to direct damage while behind his plasma turtle, and the turtle takes 50% less damage from all sources except armor piercing! AoE effects can still hit Stick Man!

Duck Quackingtons Ear-Rape Quack is 12% Charged! It increases by 12% with each post he makes!


even the battle barges didnt do stuff

forget alright um

i power up the bass cannon. it will be ready to fire next turn

i power up the bass cannon. it will be ready to fire next turn

The use of the fake name "Bass Cannon" and not the actual name "Existence VIP" triggers me, and I leave my cover in a fit of rage and illegible screams of "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT NAAAAAAAME ASDAGDSAGSDGAFSDFGA!!!"