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Lets go to the Jew Baseball

You, Bootleg Hulk Hogan, and your camera drone enter the Jew-Sponsored baseball tournament.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Non-Jew Pork Bun Vendor
Jew Crowd
Jew Baseball Pitcher
Jew Baseball Batter
Jew Baseball Catcher #1
Jew Baseball Catcher #2
Jew Baseball Catcher #3
Jew Baseball Catcher #4
Jew Baseball Catcher #5

Objects
Dropship
Baseball Match
Advertisements
Crowd Seating

rip one dolla from the lodsamone (probably) and see if there's any dolla bombs

You take one dolla from the lodsemone (probably) and find an inactive dolla bomb.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Non-Jew Pork Bun Vendor
Jew Crowd
Jew Baseball Pitcher
Jew Baseball Batter
Jew Baseball Catcher #1
Jew Baseball Catcher #2
Jew Baseball Catcher #3
Jew Baseball Catcher #4
Jew Baseball Catcher #5

Objects
Dropship
Baseball Match
Advertisements
Crowd Seating


eat dolla bomb after sticking it up your ass

You stick the dolla bomb into your star fish, take it out, and eat it.

Game Over
Somewhere in the process of that, you triggered the explosive, and it exploded inside of you.

You jump onto the droship and hijack it.

There's a man in the pilot's seat.
You point a gun at him and tell him to get off the seat, he does so, and you get in.

You have successfully hijacked your own dropship.
...Congratulations?

You can see the baseball stadium through the window.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Space Man
Camera Drone
Non-Jew Pork Bun Vendor
Jew Crowd
Jew Baseball Pitcher
Jew Baseball Batter
Jew Baseball Catcher #1
Jew Baseball Catcher #2
Jew Baseball Catcher #3
Jew Baseball Catcher #4
Jew Baseball Catcher #5

Objects
Driving Controls
Pilot's Seat
Baseball Match
Advertisements
Crowd Seating
« Last Edit: October 12, 2015, 04:28:57 PM by Blockchip »

make an edgy post on 6chin with "some of you guys are alright, don't come to baseball today" then crash into the stands.

you make an edgy post on 6chin4chan with a picture of your uzi and the text "some of you guys are alright, don't come to baseball today".

You then crash the dropship into the crowd seating and drive around it, smashing everyone there.

Jew Baseball Catcher #4 becomes really high, because a pork bun the non-jew pork bun vendor sold him actually contained hard drugs.

The Non-Jew pork bun vendor feels smug and grins.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Space Man
Camera Drone
Non-Jew Pork Bun Vendor
Jew Baseball Pitcher
Jew Baseball Batter
Jew Baseball Catcher #1
Jew Baseball Catcher #2
Jew Baseball Catcher #3
Jew Baseball Catcher #4 is really dangerously high on a large amount and large variety of hard and unsafe drugs and also poison
Jew Baseball Catcher #5

Objects
Driving Controls
Pilot's Seat
Baseball Match
Advertisements
Crowd Seating


You suddenly become a jew.

You detonate your dispoable C4 and take the baseball team with you.

Game Over
reloading last save or something

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are high
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Space Man
Camera Drone
Non-Jew Pork Bun Vendor
Jew Baseball Pitcher
Jew Baseball Batter
Jew Baseball Catcher #1
Jew Baseball Catcher #2
Jew Baseball Catcher #3
Jew Baseball Catcher #4 is really dangerously high on a large amount and large variety of hard and unsafe drugs and also poison
Jew Baseball Catcher #5

Objects
Driving Controls
Pilot's Seat
Baseball Match
Advertisements
Crowd Seating


You disintegrate Jew Baseball Catcher #5 with your raygun.

Bootleg hulk hogan suplexes Jew Baseball Catcher #3 and she dies.

Jew Baseball Pitcher throws a baseball at you, but misses.

Jew Baseball Batter runs at you, but trips.

Jew Baseball Catcher #1 and #2 run at you and "punch" you.

Jew Baseball Catcher #4 continues being high and walks slowly until he bumps into a wall.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are extremely minorly "injured"
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Space Man
Camera Drone
Non-Jew Pork Bun Vendor
Jew Baseball Pitcher is fine
Jew Baseball Batter is fine
Jew Baseball Catcher #1 is fine
Jew Baseball Catcher #2 is fine
Jew Baseball Catcher #3 is dead
Jew Baseball Catcher #4 is really dangerously high on a large amount and large variety of unsafe drugs and also poison


Objects
Driving Controls
Pilot's Seat
Baseball Match
Advertisements
Crowd Seating

conquer Europe cause your loving Riddler

Attempt to find Joseph Stalin so you can kill him with a fedora