Poll

Whats next in the far future? (Voting is back up again.)

BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans a murder/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/Plays Russian roulette/Plans a Robbery/Etc
9 (42.9%)
High Rollers Its like "Pass or Fail" or "Blockade Blasters'. Multiple players allowed.
7 (33.3%)
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations in my bedroom. A LEGO piece decides to become the best assassin there ever was.
5 (23.8%)

Total Members Voted: 21

Author Topic: BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]  (Read 12929 times)

Some starfish who apparently thinks he owns the thread appears,  says something about rules and derails or something, and throws you into the rift.

The rift takes you to a dimension almost entirely made from urine.

URINE
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
Minigun
URINE entrepreneur  STAFF
Sniper Cannon
DUAL COMMUNISM
MINIGUN
OTHER URINE:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashlight
Umbrella
Pencil
Bag of Urine
$100
Personal Teleporter
Eiffel Tower Tesla Coil
Urinepaper
Urine's Organs

$100 IN URINE
BLOODLUST: 111% (urine)[/color
Sven Svenson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and URINE
Some starfish is urine
Urine Monster is urine
Head: SHOT and URINE
Torso: HEALTHY and URINE
Arms: HEALTHY and URINE
Legs: HEALTHY and URINE sieghail

Take a stuff

Also, should I leave the thread like this(Forumers continuing it) and focus on High Rollers/BLF Does X/The Assassination 2

If it keeps up, then im fine


looks like...
*puts on sunglasses*
ur-ine trouble

get the piss out of there

Jack off with a katana and rubbing alcohol
You cut of your snake with a katana and rub a bottle of alcohol/urine with it.

hmmm urine ye say?
Lets piss

You start urinating.
The urine essence of this dimension absorbs into you, and both you and your inventory items start becoming urine.

Take a stuff

You defecate, and you are now in a dimension of both urine and dung.

looks like...
*puts on sunglasses*
ur-ine trouble

get the piss out of there

You jump for the rift, and then land flat on your face, because the rift closed.
Of course it did.

Some starfish becomes Your starfish, and the Urine Monster enters your skull

URINEDUNG
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
Minigun
URINE entrepreneur  STAFF
stuff Cannon
DUNG COMMUNISM
MINIDUNG
OTHER URINEDUNG:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashlight
Umbrella
Poopcil
Bag of Urine
$100
Personal Teleporter
Eiffel Tower Tesla Coil
Urinepaper
Urine's Organs

$100 IN URINE
BLOODLUST: 111% (urine)[/color
stuff stuffson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and URINE
Urine Monster: SHOT and VERY SLIGHTLY HURT and TURD and URINE
Torso: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Arms: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Some starfish: SEVERED snake and TURD and URINE sieghail

Back in the thread and fix the html

Back in the thread and fix the html

Okay.

URINEDUNG
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
Minigun
URINE entrepreneur  STAFF
stuff Cannon
DUNG COMMUNISM
MINIDUNG
OTHER URINEDUNG:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashurine
Urinebrella
Poopcil
Bag of Urine
$100
Personal Teleporter
Pee Turd Tesla Dung
Urinepaper
Urine's Organs

$100 IN URINE
BLOODLUST: 111% (urine)[/color
stuff stuffson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and URINE
Urine Monster: SHOT and VERY SLIGHTLY HURT and TURD and URINE
Torso: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Arms: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Some starfish: SEVERED snake and TURD and [/colorURINE sieghail

Okay.

URINEDUNG
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
Minigun
URINE entrepreneur  STAFF
stuff Cannon
DUNG COMMUNISM
MINIDUNG
OTHER URINEDUNG:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashurine
Urinebrella
Poopcil
Bag of Urine
$100
Personal Teleporter
Pee Turd Tesla Dung
Urinepaper
Urine's Organs

$100 IN URINE
BLOODLUST: 111% (urine)[/color
stuff stuffson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and URINE
Urine Monster: SHOT and VERY SLIGHTLY HURT and TURD and URINE
Torso: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Arms: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Some starfish: SEVERED snake and TURD and [/colorURINE sieghail


no

URINEDUNG
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
Minigun
URINE entrepreneur  STAFF
stuff Cannon
DUNG COMMUNISM
MINIDUNG
OTHER URINEDUNG:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashurine
Urinebrella
Poopcil
Bag of Urine
$100
Personal Teleporter
Pee Turd Tesla Dung
Urinepaper
Urine's Organs

$100[/b] IN URINE
BLOODLUST: 111% (urine)[/color
stuff stuffson[/b/color] has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and URINE
Urine Monster: SHOT and VERY SLIGHTLY HURT and TURD and URINE
Torso: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Arms: HEALTHY and TURD and URINE
Some starfish: SEVERED snake and TURD and [/colorURINE sieghail

loving hell.
Slay a dragon.

Summon the power of MS Paint

take a bloodlust pill to go somewhere above ninethousand

Slay a dragon.
You slay a dragon with urine.

Summon the power of MS Paint
You summon the power of MS paint and make a professional picture.


take a bloodlust pill to go somewhere above ninethousand
You take a bloodlust pill and your urine skyrockets.
Only three things remain.
Urine, dung, and your own severed snake.

Urine
Dung
Your Own Severed snake


Leave the urinating dimension

Go to your home universe.