Author Topic: Near-Death experiences/worst you've hurt yourself?  (Read 3193 times)


once a girl touched me
almost died from cooties

worst injury is sprained ankle or falling in a pile of broken glass

what if i am already dead?

ive suffered from 2 pretty bad ones, but ive had more than 7 injuries overall. The worst injury occured when I was 7
I was about to run off of my diving board and jump into my pool, then I slipped and fell onto the concrete surrounding the pool face-first
blood was gushing from my cheeks and my forehead, and it was extremely painful
I ended up having 3 giant scabs covering my face like a mask for the next 2-3 weeks

i keep nearly drowning

im up to like 6 times now

Got my fiddle finger caught in my metal front door.
Destroyed the nail but my finger was fine.

I also rode real fast on my tiny bike when I was young, the end of the rubber came off the handlebar so it was bare metal.  I hit a curb, the front wheel turned to the right and my stomach fell on the bar pretty hard.  I had a mark on there for almost a year, thankfully no internal damage.

Got my fiddle finger caught in my metal front door.
I also occasionally catch my fiddle finger

Played ant pile with fire ants

I picked scabs when I was young but that's how far I've gotten with self-harm.

I slammed my nose very hard against my desk from slipping off my bed while putting the sheet on at the age of 9 once.

Though life didn't suck for me when that happened, it sucked for 3 weeks once when I fell on my thumb and index finger while imitating a gun pose. The fact that I loving suck writing with my right hand made it all the more worse.

Almost got hit by a car while I was riding my bike. The guy got pulled over immeditely. Really funny.

Swine flu + bronchitis + pneumonia

i keep nearly drowning

im up to like 6 times now
them rhinoceroses man... dont swim with 'em :cookieMonster:

In July we were about to leave to go on vacation to Michigan. Only my brother was home and I was emptying the dryer because I had just cleaned my laundry. I opened the basement door to go downstairs and tried pulling it closed with my elbow joint which conveniently sticks out of my skeletal arms, but I couldn't get enough of a hold on it. I stuck my foot under the door and pulled it like that. Right when the door closed, my other foot slid backwards off the carpeted top step. The heavy laundry basket started to fall and pulled me down the stairs with me pinned underneath. I slid and thumped down the entire flight of stairs on my spine which is already very misaligned. The basket and I crashed onto the hardwood floor down at the bottom and I couldn't move due to the wind being knocked out of me, plus I was in way too much pain to immediately move anyway. I just turned my head down into the carpeted bottom step and laid there for over five minutes with my limbs sprawled out with a heavy laundry basket parked on top of my torso.

Fortunately, I only escaped with carpet burn on both of my legs, my back, and the back of my head plus a few bruises on my right hip and lower back. If I'd been injured anymore than that, such as breaking a bone or something more serious, my parents wouldn't have been able to help me for another 45 minutes when they got home. My phone wasn't with me.

i broke my left arm last october playing football without any pads the day after my jv game