why don't australians just leave their island

[Camel]

no, you asian bag of plasticised stuff, it's not that

it's because the sea weed !

that's just not even plausible

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

that's just not even plausible

thank you i'll be here all night

[sir dooble]

deviating away from the topic at hand, let's tell Jokes

why did the lobster blush
...?

Because he was Shelfish! Hahaha!

[Doughboy]

I think you'll find that it's the English who have to polish their balls; we can just stand around and gloat.

you lot love vegemite which goes to show you lot are a bunch of nutjobs in general

[SteveJenkins]

you lot love vegemite which goes to show you lot are a bunch of nutjobs in general

vegemite is stuff

its bogan fuel

[Juncoph]

you lot love vegemite which goes to show you lot are a bunch of nutjobs in general

you eat marmite

[McJob]

you lot love vegemite which goes to show you lot are a bunch of nutjobs in general

Vegemite = spreadable beer = a vagina after a heavy night of drinking

[Doughboy]

you eat marmite

same difference, any brits that actually enjoy marmite are just kangaroos in disguise

[sir dooble]

you eat marmite

There's currently a civil war, splitting the population in equal halves, with the lovers of marmite against the haters.


And Marmite is older than Vegemite, because the Australians have to copy even their most well-known food from another country.

[SteveJenkins]

Australia is just the baby of britian, and by extension, america

[Camel]

Vegemite = spreadable beer = a vagina after a heavy night of drinking

look at the caustic mental effects vegemite has on the average australian

[McJob]

Marmite doesn't have a theme-song.

https://youtu.be/f3MLY135xoU?t=130

Weeeeeeee're...
HAPPY LITTLE VEGEMITES AS BRIGHT AS BRIGHT CAN BE.
WE ALL ENJOY OUR VEGEMITE FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND TEA,
BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR VEGEMITE,
WE ALL ADORE OUR VEGEMITE,
IT PUTS A ROSE IN EVEEEERRY CHEEK!

forgeters.

[sir dooble]

Proof of the simplicity of their minds.

[SpongeCraft1212]

Piss = Beer, since it tastes like utter piss anyway.

Just have a swig until you can't construct a cohesive sentence and then you'll be speaking like an Australian.

i can't drink underage

[McJob]

i can't drink underage

That's what they want you to think.

But seriously, IIRC the actual laws here only apply in public venues and the drinking age is 18.