Poll

how do you feel about the different format

it's better than before
4 (66.7%)
i'm dumb and i don't like it
2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Author Topic: The Jongest Lourney (Forum Game ft. Lego) -we can finally kill people again-  (Read 14950 times)

hold all the children in the city for ransom

Investigate the sign for hidden messages, then

Further inspection of the sign as you drive past it reveals... nothing.



uh, check out the City soon or something lol

After 30 more minutes of driving, you reach downtown. Apparently, you're in a city known as "Trespass."



Then run over as many people as possible before the cops get you

GTA style
don't forget to collect their hair

Look for guns
Buy a gun and lots of ammunition, as well as scissors, so you can harvest hair more efficiently and with less of a mess.

hold all the children in the city for ransom

Drive into the city and find the nearest therapist

We need help

The voices in your head are conflicting! Between mass vehicular murder, preparing and acquiring weapons and tools, kidnapping, or resolving your apparent mental issues, you're unsure as what you should do.



Maybe the voices will agree on something.

Or maybe they won't.





Environment:
Time = 11:30AM (unknown day, limited vehicle clock)
Exterior Temperature = Moderately hot.
Interior Temperature = Air Conditioned.
Weather = Clear skies, Windy.

Inventory:
-Clothes

Information:
Creative Points = 1 (Can be spent on upgrades)
Name = Clutch Powers
Armor = 4
Skill = 1d6
Movement = (5") per action turn
Bonuses and Perks = Trichophagia: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone. Charming: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Upgradeable)

Status:
Condition = Normal
Hunger = Full
Energy = Awake
Funds = 0 Credits
Karma = -41
Notoriety = 5 (Attracting some suspicion)

Vehicle Status:
Fuel = E---*----F
Inventory = 1 Shovel
Occupants = 1 (Driver)
Condition = Noticeable blood on vehicle's right underside.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2015, 10:40:22 PM by Frequency »

dont do anything violent just yet

as of now focus on getting a firearm and a lot of ammunition for it

then your genocide crusade will begin

here

dont do anything violent just yet

as of now focus on getting a firearm and a lot of ammunition for it

then your genocide crusade will begin

here

i like that idea, but i made a poll because i don't really mind if people want the character to die immediately

Notice the guard right next to your car, and how no one is paying attention to the blood smeared on your car

check for hidden rooms


go streaking and ask people if you can lick their brick
no matter how small
no matter how thick

go streaking and ask people if you can lick their brick
no matter how small
no matter how thick

make sure papa tells mama and laura tells nick

Set up explosives at the bank, you have nothing to lose

or, the name of the city implies you can trespass so lets do it

Strip naked and stuff on your car. Break into someone's home, burn something, snort the ashes, and masturbate with whatever's left over. Proceed to punch a bystander

We need Jesus
Therapy now

Run to a playground and grab a child and eat him alive.

Run to a playground and grab a child and eat him alive.
No
We aren't this evil

Yet.

No
We aren't this evil

Yet.

Yes we are.

Also, rename yourself to "Evil"