Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[sir dooble]

dude the opportunity is handed to you on a dish. be a man and eat your food

Wash it down with a swig from the furry cup.

[Ad Bot]

[KickFlow]

I said "yo what's yo numbah".

holy stuff lol

[Col. Derontchi]

I've been talking to her all morning. She just told me to swing by the field tomorrow. I may not go though because I have a swim meet at 6 in the morning. I told y'all to trust a brother

[Maxwell.]

who needs that swim meeting, if you have a girl you will be swimming in pusillanimous individual

[Col. Derontchi]

who needs that swim meeting, if you have a girl you will be swimming in pusillanimous individual

because it's one of the most important meets of the year

[Maxwell.]

and that girl thinks you're the most important meats of the year

[shitlord]

lmao

[mod-man]

She just told me to swing by the field tomorrow. I may not go though because I have a swim meet at 6 in the morning

why not? does she want to meet you at 6 in the morning?

[Trogtor]

forget the swim meet go loving dive in that pusillanimous individual

[Filipe]

forget the swim meet go loving dive in that pusillanimous individual

loving post of the entire topic right here.

Seriously Derontchi forget the swim go get your girl, YOU'RE AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, INVADE THE FIELD AND GET YOUR WOMAN, MAKE US PROUD YOUNG MAN!

[Lord Tony®]

because it's one of the most important meets of the year

The universe is so absolutely massive that our lives mean NOTHING, just do it.

[Shift Kitty]

forget the swim meet go loving dive in that pusillanimous individual

this is a golden post

but it's not very good advice
could you imagine "oh ya i cancelled a very important meeting to come see you, pet me, give me a bone please! oh you forgot my leash!"

[Lord Tony®]

"pet me, give me a bone please! oh you forgot my leash!"

I actually like that kind of stuff.

[Maxwell.]

I actually like that kind of stuff.

are
are you a furry

[Filipe]

I actually like that kind of stuff.

You and Pie Crust must be very close buddies.