Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Col. Derontchi]

What are you even doing here

[Ad Bot]

[Lord Tony®]

What are you even doing here

What are you doing on the forums and not in her pants?

[XR-7]

I met her at the field today. I busted out some really funny stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a date next Saturday at 7:30. Now didn't I tell y'all to trust a brother?

Well hey now? Is this the first time ever that the Blockland Forums actually succeeded at giving relationship advice?

[Camel]

Well hey now? Is this the first time ever that the Blockland Forums actually succeeded at giving relationship advice?

correlation does not imply causation

[Col. Derontchi]

Well hey now? Is this the first time ever that the Blockland Forums actually succeeded at giving relationship advice?

Actually yes, because I would have cashed my chips in WAYYY too early and WAYYYY wrong and blown the whole thing. Instead, I learned to chill the forget out and talk to her normally. I really did need that little crCIA a few pages back.

[Col. Derontchi]

correlation does not imply causation

It's actually post-hoc-ergo-propter-hoc or something like that

[GoldenLego]

gg

wait till marriage or you'll be sad

lord tony don't attaxk me

[Afraidanna]

give us a picture of her
we need to judge how pretty/ugly she is

[Dr.Block]

Congratulations man. Don't get too roostery. Don't take her for granted. Remember that and you two will have a lot of fun.

give us a picture of her
we need to judge how pretty/ugly she is

Don't do this cause if she finds this thread it won't go over well if her picture's in it.

[XR-7]

Don't do this cause if she finds this thread it won't go over well if her picture's in it.

And since his Instagram is the nearly the same as here, there's a good chance she will find it just by googling him.

[Shift Kitty]

how doesn't it exist?
if a girl doesn't see you as more than anything than a friend, it's a thing.

oh boy.

[hillkill]

And since his Instagram is the nearly the same as here, there's a good chance she will find it just by googling him.

unless she's some dizzy blonde and doesn't know how to reverse image search

[Col. Derontchi]

unless she's some dizzy blonde and doesn't know how to reverse image search

Which image would she search?

And since his Instagram is the nearly the same as here, there's a good chance she will find it just by googling him.

Hopefully it just takes her awhile. I know she's probably gonna find it eventually.

[TheABELBOTO]

Op just post a pic w/ her face censored.

Also don't eat pizza before the date, if you get lucky you wouldn't want to get complaints during oral.

[Col. Derontchi]

Op just post a pic w/ her face censored.

Also don't eat pizza before the date, if you get lucky you wouldn't want to get complaints during oral.

Then what's the point of posting it lmao