Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Darryl McKoy]

Those people know what they did.

To answer your implied question, I didn't really have anything against you any more than I had against anyone else. It's your actions since you returned that have caused my disdain for you.

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

i abused ur mum

no

[sir dooble]

Those people know what they did.

I made you have a temper tantrum, didn't I? :)
Congrats Derontchi! Best of luck with the date.

[Tayasaurus]

why not just ban black people too
if the entire worlds population were police officers, there would be no crime

This is literally the logic of the RoboCop movies

[Maxwell.]

This is literally the logic of the RoboCop movies

if the entire forum was just badspots there would be no stuffposting

[Jubel]

Those people know what they did.

im glad you harvested me baby cakes with that big strong mouth of yours.
i love you xoxoxo

[IkeTheGeneric]

I have a feeling you would've gotten a date regardless considering she was pretty much throwing you a bone day 1, it's just that you were too shy/oblivious to see it

good luck on that date tho

[Donnies Catch]

i was reading this thread and was this a gun control thread before the edit or?

[Electrk.]

i was reading this thread and was this a gun control thread before the edit or?

yeah derontchi needs to keep his "gun" in control on his date

[Lord Tony®]

Anyone who has seen the movie "something about Mary" knows how to keep their gun control and use it as hair gel.

[pefu19]

you stuck it in her pooper right. tell me you stuck it in her pooper. DUDE.

[Maxx°]

this thread is literally an american version of brendanielreads' denko stories

[#Jeetlor]

Lord Tony are you a love attic

[e-maxx]

Lord Tony are you a love attic

only on opposite day

[Lego lad]

I met her at the field today. I busted out some really funny stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a date next Saturday at 7:30. Now didn't I tell y'all to trust a brother?

i bet shes in ur car trunk :(((