Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Col. Derontchi]

That means no.

How

[Ad Bot]

[Col. Derontchi]

forget damnit I've already forgotten how to flirt with her. I shoulda remembered because she hasn't texted me all day, in contrast to yesterday and the day before. forget damnit. I'm forgeted

[Damp]

wait does anyone still care about col bragging about his social life

or we got to page 40 by sticking it in her pooper

[XR-7]

forget damnit I've already forgotten how to flirt with her. I shoulda remembered because she hasn't texted me all day, in contrast to yesterday and the day before. forget damnit. I'm forgeted

Dude. You don't have to flirt constantly. You can also just talk to her and pretend that she is normal.

[sir dooble]

wait does anyone still care about col bragging about his social life

Uhm, he's hardly bragging, given how much of a nervous wreck he admits to being.

Also, you're really pushing it here with the Don't Care, Don't Post rule. You're implying that you don't care.

[Col. Derontchi]

Dude. You don't have to flirt constantly. You can also just talk to her and pretend that she is normal.

I know but I just get the feeling like I'm losing her, and maybe it's all in my head, but I just can't quit loving overthinking and worrying. I just compared the ones from last night and the night before and I have kept hardly any mystery, and they just aren't as exciting or creative. We had an alright one yesterday but the first ones from Sunday were golden, but I just can't feel the same way any more and I don't know why.

[Col. Derontchi]

Okay so major update. We didn't get to go on our date because she had a valid explanation (with proof), and so we agreed to meet at the field on sunday. Field got rained out sunday. A week ago I had her in the palm of my hand. Idk if it's because I didn't keep the loveual tension up or what but I made the mistake of letting her take control of when we reschedule, now she doesn't seem as interested. I just talked to her on the phone and she only seems somewhat interested. Maybe I didn't keep enough mystery Idfk. I'm just flipping the forget out because I don't know where the forget I went wrong. HELP ME GET THAT SPARK BACK OR WHAT THE forget EVER IT IS

[SeventhSandwich]

Okay so major update. We didn't get to go on our date because she had a valid explanation (with proof), and so we agreed to meet at the field on sunday. Field got rained out sunday. A week ago I had her in the palm of my hand. Idk if it's because I didn't keep the loveual tension up or what but I made the mistake of letting her take control of when we reschedule, now she doesn't seem as interested. I just talked to her on the phone and she only seems somewhat interested. Maybe I didn't keep enough mystery Idfk. I'm just flipping the forget out because I don't know where the forget I went wrong. HELP ME GET THAT SPARK BACK OR WHAT THE forget EVER IT IS

You have a forgeted up perspective on how relationships work.

[XR-7]

Okay so major update. We didn't get to go on our date because she had a valid explanation (with proof), and so we agreed to meet at the field on sunday. Field got rained out sunday. A week ago I had her in the palm of my hand. Idk if it's because I didn't keep the loveual tension up or what but I made the mistake of letting her take control of when we reschedule, now she doesn't seem as interested. I just talked to her on the phone and she only seems somewhat interested. Maybe I didn't keep enough mystery Idfk. I'm just flipping the forget out because I don't know where the forget I went wrong. HELP ME GET THAT SPARK BACK OR WHAT THE forget EVER IT IS

Keep rescheduling and don't overreact. If weather or her plans are a concern, ask her what days that she is available and agree to meet somewhere indoors.

[Dr.Block]

Okay so major update. We didn't get to go on our date because she had a valid explanation (with proof), and so we agreed to meet at the field on sunday. Field got rained out sunday. A week ago I had her in the palm of my hand. Idk if it's because I didn't keep the loveual tension up or what but I made the mistake of letting her take control of when we reschedule, now she doesn't seem as interested. I just talked to her on the phone and she only seems somewhat interested. Maybe I didn't keep enough mystery Idfk. I'm just flipping the forget out because I don't know where the forget I went wrong. HELP ME GET THAT SPARK BACK OR WHAT THE forget EVER IT IS

You're supposed to be honest. She's just a person.

[Col. Derontchi]

Little bit of clarification. She's now giving me mixed signals. Should I be upfront on how I wanna take her out, or should I just walk away and wait for her to contact me? She was crazy for me last week, not getting as much of the same vibe. I've been talking to her too much as a normal person, and not someone that I'm interested in. By her own words, she's playing hard to get.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Should I be upfront on how I wanna take her out

killing a girl isnt a good way to win their affection

[Akio]

killing a girl isnt a good way to win their affection

not in america at least

[Electrk.]

killing a girl isnt a good way to win their affection

unless you have her killed then revive her
then you could have her undying love

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

alternatively, do not revive her and take her dying love