Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Foxscotch]

I told her I found it on the field lol.

what? why?

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

I told her I found it on the field lol.

what

[Shift Kitty]

She flat out said it.

Oh o-

Not sure where things will go from here.

... kay?

[hillkill]

i don't understand why you put everything you do with this girl. this forum has no experience with women and you should go elsewhere.

[Clownfish]

i don't understand why you put everything you do with this girl. this forum has no experience with women and you should go elsewhere.

we've got more experience than you at least

[Col. Derontchi]

what? why?

I walked in and told her I found something on the field. Just kind of a somewhat humorous way to ease any awkwardness in presentation. It worked.

Oh o-... kay?

Well I mean I'm just not 100% sure because the whole day was a little bit awkward. I ate a paintball so my voice was hoarse and slightly higher pitch, I don't really know. Just weird.

[Tayasaurus]

why the forget did you eat a paintball

[Col. Derontchi]

why the forget did you eat a paintball

Because you aren't a real baller unless you munch down on some paintballs. Plus, I did it to freak her out because why not. She was complaining about some little kid eating them and so I just reached in my bag of paint and ate it right there. Kinda tasted like dark chocolate and pure Grade A richard.

[hillkill]

we've got more experience than you at least

anyone probably does, but that's still not my point

[hillkill]

and plus, why do you make yourself look like a total sperg? just act like a normal human being, stop eating paintballs, and figure out how to effectively work a relationship.

[XR-7]

and pure Grade A richard.

Oh. Ha. That explains why this relationship is moving so slowly.

It's because you are actually gay.

[Col. Derontchi]

Oh. Ha. That explains why this relationship is moving so slowly.

It's because you are actually gay.

no homo

and plus, why do you make yourself look like a total sperg? just act like a normal human being, stop eating paintballs, and figure out how to effectively work a relationship.

I did. I just did it because I had never eaten a paintball before. Not for attention, not to impress her. I did it for me. Other than that, everything went pretty normal except her starfish friend that was there wouldn't let me finish a god damn sentence.

[Shift Kitty]

anyone probably does, but that's still not my point

You do not represent the forums.

and plus, why do you make yourself look like a total sperg? just act like a normal human being, stop eating paintballs, and figure out how to effectively work a relationship.

Eating paintballs is something normal human beings do.

We do silly stuff.

You have no experience in anything so stop trying to help. Maybe take some advice from him, even.

[Lord Tony®]

Why is he buying gifts for a girl he isn't even dating???

Um, a lot of people do that.

Look at Stocking's steam account.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
Also relevant.

[Lord Tony®]

From my experience when a girl says "you're boyfriend material" and you still aren't dating then she is most likely trying to see what you can do for her.