Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[hillkill]

Eating paintballs is something normal human beings do.

We do silly stuff.

You have no experience in anything so stop trying to help. Maybe take some advice from him, even.

natural selection will hopefully feed out this kind of stupidity. i've only been in one relationship, but i didn't do stuff that made me look like a total idiot.

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[Foxscotch]

i didn't do stuff that made me look like a total idiot.

that's dishonest, elecro

[Shift Kitty]

natural selection will hopefully feed out this kind of stupidity. i've only been in one relationship, but i didn't do stuff that made me look like a total idiot.

If you're afraid of a loving paintball then grow some god damn balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
Also relevant.

this is hilarious

[Lord Tony®]

I don't see this working out if he still hasn't physically done anything with her yet.


A girl knows within the first 5 minutes of meeting a guy if they will have love with him or not. If I don't have love with a woman within the week I'll know it will never happen.

[Col. Derontchi]

From my experience when a girl says "you're boyfriend material" and you still aren't dating then she is most likely trying to see what you can do for her.

she didn't out right say it, but she was dropping some pretty strong hints.

Friend of hers: "Are you guys dating?"
"No"
Yada yada yada something something
"You friendzone everybody
"Well he's not everybody"
"You're hot"
"You have nice teeth"
Should I wait for her to text me next? I still think the whole thing seemed a little bit needy, but Idk.

[hillkill]

that's dishonest, elecro

in a relationship, not on the forums.

[Col. Derontchi]

I don't see this working out if he still hasn't physically done anything with her yet.


A girl knows within the first 5 minutes of meeting a guy if they will have love with him or not. If I don't have love with a woman within the week I'll know it will never happen.

This is not about love. It's not.

[Shift Kitty]

in a relationship, not on the forums.

So you've been dishonest to her. no wonder it was a past relationship.

[Lord Tony®]

"You friendzone everybody
"Well he's not everybody"

That's something a girl would say when they friendzone a guy but don't want him to know about it.


Plus if someone else accuses a girl of friendzoning people then take his advice, bail.


You're being lead on. Stop buying her stuff until she puts out.

[Freek]

Eating paintballs is something normal human beings do.

I didn't realize that eating paint was something that impresses girls, let alone makes you normal

[hillkill]

So you've been dishonest to her. no wonder it was a past relationship.

thanks for not reading. he was responding to this:

i've only been in one relationship, but i didn't do stuff that made me look like a total idiot.

[Shift Kitty]

I didn't realize that eating paint was something that impresses girls, let alone makes you normal

Metaphorically.

thanks for not reading. he was responding to this:

Right. So you weren't showing her how much of a total idiot you are.

[Lord Tony®]

This is not about love. It's not.

Everything is about love. If she is a prude or virgin that's one thing, you better hope she is.

If she usually forgets any guy she meets and still hasn't went for you I'd bail.

[Col. Derontchi]

Everything is about love. If she is a prude or virgin that's one thing, you better hope she is.

If she usually forgets any guy she meets and still hasn't went for you I'd bail.

That's something a girl would say when they friendzone a guy but don't want him to know about it.


Plus if someone else accuses a girl of friendzoning people then take his advice, bail.


You're being lead on. Stop buying her stuff until she puts out.

Why the hell is everything about love with you? I've repeatedly stated that's not what I'm looking for. Chill the forget out.

[hillkill]

Right. So you weren't showing her how much of a total idiot you are.

i was acting like myself, i'm not an idiot. i don't act the same way i do here in real life.