[HELP] jairo's avatar sheet funtime thread: ARCADE! 1 SPOT LEFT!

[TeeOS]

The senate would like to inform the public that the strange hooded figure that looks like TeeOS near government offices is not real.

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[Maxwell.]

(J.)airo has assumed the position of Presidential Assassin.

Continue on with your regularly scheduled programming.

no

I am the president and the presidential assassin
there's only one way out of this

[e-maxx]

how did you acquire this wealth

It was gifted to me from my great grandfather's estate when he died

[Jairo]

no

I am the president and the presidential assassin
there's only one way out of this

[Electrk.]

The senate would also like to inform you that any figures that look like TeeOS, McJob, or any other executed traitors are merely lookalikes planted by enemy forces. Report them immediately. Do not engage.

[Maxwell.]

*shoots myself*

*the bullet misses and hits jairo, the ex president instead*

[Jairo]

*shoots myself*

*the bullet misses and hits jairo, the ex president instead*

that was in fact a bodydouble named jario

you have been FOOLED

[e-maxx]

I'm lit as forget right now could someone pick me up and take me home?

[TeeOS]

The senate has denied TeeOS is currently alive and residing inside the senate building where he is quietly passing legislation. There is no shady activity going on in the state. Do not be alarmed.

[Regirock]

I'm lit as forget right now could someone pick me up and take me home?

I'll drive you home - Takes to 1st class limo. -

[Clownfish]

In light of these hard times, I have a reminder to those afraid

[e-maxx]

Damn these limos floors are the cleanest things I've seen.
excuse me for a second.

[Maxwell.]

that was in fact a bodydouble named jario

you have been FOOLED

*the bullet penetrates straight through (like what I did to your mom) and hits you*

[Jairo]

*the bullet penetrates straight through (like what I did to your mom) and hits you*

[McJobless]

PEOPLE OF AMERICA.

YOUR GOVERNMENT IS A LIE. THEY FIB SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE IN THE NAME OF EX-ASSASSIN WHO MISSED EVERY SINGLE TARGET.

JOIN WITH MY HALF-BROTHER, MCJOB, AND WE SHALL STRIKE BACK.

SIGNED,
MCJOBLESS, QUEEN OF BRITANNIA XOXO