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[DestroyerOfBlocks]

please dont kill me revolutionaries

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

please dont kill me revolutionaries

are you a president

[e-maxx]

forget
I DROPPED MY COCAINE IN THE SINK
well i hope it doesn't poison the main water supply

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

are you a president

i just do tax evasion for the rich people

[TeeOS]

The senate is now under new rule, President TreeOS.
The current senate president released this statement at his inauguration:

"The water is not filled with chemicals. Take your hourly pills."

[Maxwell.]

*gets into the nuclear launch room* what is this loving code

[e-maxx]

*throws a cocaine brick into maxwell's house*

[Kringleberg]

as head postman i would like to inform that i am head postman, highest-ranking of all postmen, but not president of postmen, which makes me unable to be assassinated by president assassin Maxwell

[TeeOS]

*gets into the nuclear launch room* what is this loving code

President TreeOS has been assassinated.
President KneeOS has taken his place.

At his inauguration, he had this to say:

"What the forget? No. Everyone who's had this job before me has died. We aren't doing a public ceremony, or a human sacrifice."

[Biohazard]

*gets into the nuclear launch room* what is this loving code

IT'S 666

[Maxwell.]

*launches them at every city in blocklandia*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNqYmctTt8

[TeeOS]

The senate regrets to inform the citizens that there are no nuclear weapons due to the wiping out of McJob.
The senate also informs citizens that they are reverting back to WW2 tactics, with dinosaur armies.

"This is merely propaganda." The president said Monday.

[Maxwell.]

*the nuclear missile splits up and launches a homing missile at the president and it assassinates him*

[TeeOS]

The senate also revealed on Monday that its president is merely a spiritual entity, that they all worship and sacrifice citizens to.
To do your part in these sacrifices and please the presidential deity being, please enter any "payphone" nearby.

EDIT: It has come to our attention the presidential deity has been killed. This article is worthless.

[Kringleberg]

as head postman i have an important announcement

blocklandian postal services will continue to be fully operational despite the devastating atomic war that is currently raging in our glorious country
_{because of some starfish who isnt even on the list of central people in blocklandia what a tool}