Corrupt A Wish

[Clownfish]

Granted, but you can't accept your prize anonymously, and must collect it in cash

I wish for unlimited hard drive space

granted
but it only accepts .gifs

I wish for a bicycle

[Ad Bot]

[Darth C3P0]

Annoying Orange wins the election but dies of alcohol poisoning after hosting a massive party after his inaguration

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Granted, but it is only a high wheeled bike from the 1800's with the back tire swapping with the front.

I want my wish to not be corrupted

[plexy]

granted but it you think that's boring

[Rigel]

dumb ^

I wish that'd I get my work done.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted,but its really horrible.

I wish for the hatred guy to exist.

[bigcapitalbaka]

you get murdered for bad merp skills
(with lego bricks, mind you)




I wish for unlimited wishes

[Darth C3P0]

You get them but then you accidently drop it in the shower drain

I want my great grandpa to come back to life

[Blockchip]

Your grandpa's reanimated skeleton kills himself again after he realizes he has no snake, and thus cannot masturbate.

I wish for infinite or large amounts of flavours of soup.

[Hawt]

The soup is rat soup
I wish for a cake

[Königschurro]

The soup is rat soup
I wish for a cake

Your cake is old and nasty
I wish I could have a million dollars.

[Hawt]

You get a small loan of a million dollars that you have to pay back
I wish for a million dollars in debt

[CRITAWAKETS]

You get a undecillion in debt. Goddammit.

I wish for food, im hungry.

[plexy]

granted, but it's only candy
i wish to  and not look like a cigarette

[CRITAWAKETS]

You now look like an autistic idiot.

I wish to know if i was drugged and WHY.

[Rigel]

yes and because you're easy to steal from

I wish that I had a girlfriend