Poll

How do you eat your french fries?

Just plain, like a normal, straight individual.
37 (46.8%)
With Tomato Sauce because it appeals to my masochistic side.
19 (24.1%)
With Mayo because I'm forgetin' 4yo and mentally challenged.
2 (2.5%)
With Marinara because I'm a twat.
1 (1.3%)
I'm a non-conformist, and forget Australia.
20 (25.3%)

Total Members Voted: 79

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salt is the best condiment.

Man screw that. Yellow mustard is way more useful and delicious. (and healthier, too!)
suck on some rooster my dude, honey mustard takes your bitter ass mustard and makes the stuff taste forgetin delectable

salt is the best condiment.
salt is also in very high concentration in the ocean, so you know that the ocean is pretty cool. speaking of the ocean loving toss yourself in it

steak cut chips are forgetin bonza with tomato sauce, but everything else is better plain/salty

i like to dip my fries in mustard. or gravy. gravy is loving amazing

steak cut chips are forgetin bonza with tomato sauce, but everything else is better plain/salty
you must main ryu in street fighter, because jesus you're plainer than white bread

tbh mustard should be removed from the face of the earth and ketchup is just 'k'
ranch is the way to go most of the time
 .fite me irl if u think otherwise, u nerd w/ stuff tastes

I hope I'm not the only one who used to mix ketchup, mustard, AND mayo into one goopy super sauce

It made sandwiches in school lunches bearable.
I used to do this with ketchup and mayo, which I think is practically the flavour of prawn roostertail sauce.

Never mustard though, because I live in a country with proper mustard, with spice.
Not that weak yellow-dyed sugar paste you guys call mustard.
i like to dip my fries in mustard. or gravy. gravy is loving amazing
The forget. Are you from yorkshire or something???

sausage sizzle or riot

The forget. Are you from yorkshire or something???
i hail from the state of New Jersey

Yo man, what about vinegar on fries.  And what about Belgian fries?

you must main ryu in street fighter, because jesus you're plainer than white bread

What, you only eat Italian wedges with ostrich diarrhea? Get bent dropkick cunt there's a reason why it's 'popular' and it's because it's tastier than whatever crook feral grub you bog in

They what.

Also imo tomato sauce tastes nicer than ketchup. You can buy both in Australia, with different tastes to each.
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salt is also in very high concentration in the ocean, so you know that the ocean is pretty cool. speaking of the ocean loving toss yourself in it
someone's salty

im just going to say that ranch is the last condiment you will ever need
it's good on so many things

im just going to say that ranch is the last condiment you will ever need
it's good on so many things
if its not even good on salad how can it be good on anything else lol