[NEWS] Kim Jong-un vows nuclear restraint; seeks normalization with USA, China

[Path]

just deal with the artillery fire

I'm sure a few shells won't do any harm

i left my umbrella at home

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

You could always sell those seoul shells on the sea shore.

[Path]

You could always sell those seoul shells on the sea shore.

or i could eat your seoul

[sir dooble]

or i could eat your seoul

No need to be an R-seoul.

[XR-7]

No need to be an R-seoul.

Stop it dooble. That is completely unruly and unacceptaseoul

[Planr]

No need to be an R-seoul.

the seoul reason you're selling his seoul shells is to spite him

[Tayasaurus]

stop being so anti seoul-shell

[Planr]

no joke though i literally dreamed last night that i was in north korea with chris pine. he got a bunch of north korean kids to chant "USA", which for some reason caused Dennis Rodman's Pal committed Self Delete in an asian sauna... then the enterprise showed up and rescued us.

[kahnuu]

no joke though i literally dreamed last night that i was in north korea with chris pine. he got a bunch of north korean kids to chant "USA", which for some reason caused Dennis Rodman's Pal committed Self Delete in an asian sauna... then the enterprise showed up and rescued us.

what do you take before bed im asking for my dad

[Planr]

what do you take before bed im asking for my dad

stool softener pills

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

Im waiting for NATO troops to stomp on NKs Soil

There'll be a hot time in the town of Pyongyang,
when NATO goes marching in,
I want to be there boy, spread some joy,
when they take oll' Pyongyang

We're going to start a row, show em how,
we paint the town down in So-ko-cho,
take a hike, through Kimmy's reich,
change "Bless the Glorious Leader!" to whatcha-know-Joe

[Jubel]

jario thank you for your news threads
i appreciate how they are both brief and informative

[Jairo]

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2016/03/08/China-signals-interest-in-denuclearization-talks-without-North-Korea/4501457457146/?spt=sec&or=tn

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2016/03/08/UN-to-call-for-North-Korea-accountability-on-rights-abuses/9451457452240/?st_rec=4501457457146

china's foreign minister has announced interests to pursue a five-party north korean denuclearization talk with the united states, japan, russia, and south korea. additionally, china has proclaimed that it (paraphrasing) "cannot sit idly by while the security interests of beijing or the peninsula are at stake," meaning if the boots in pyongyang aren't chinese, china will (presumably) intervene against whoever beats them to the punch--or whoever attacks seoul will be reciprocated against

in other news, the UN has announced plans to adopt a human rights investigation/resolution against the democratic people's republic, perhaps finally creating a moral casus belli against the rogue state

jario thank you for your news threads
i appreciate how they are both brief and informative

no problemo, it's my pleasure

[Alkatjo]

China trying to be the nice guy over here.

[sir dooble]

jario thank you for your news threads
i appreciate how they are both brief and informative

Although I'm still wary after his birthday topic....