[NEWS] Kim Jong-un vows nuclear restraint; seeks normalization with USA, China

[bigcapitalbaka]

marching is probably apart of nk's curriculum lel

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[Space1255]

N Korea vs. everyone

If only I had photoshop I'd do a Scott Pikgrim vs the world parody of this

[Regirock]

I don't understand why Dennis Rodman's Pal II wants to use nukes so badly, you're basically destroying the world by doing that because it will cause a giant domino effect, killing millions in the process.

[Steve5451²]

I don't understand why Dennis Rodman's Pal II wants to use nukes so badly, you're basically destroying the world by doing that because it will cause a giant domino effect, killing millions in the process.

Normally, but now that N Korea has no more powerful allies they'd just toss a few before getting wiped off the map.

[Jairo]

So, do you think anything will actually happen here, or do you think it'll just be our regular annual instance of NK pushing threats?

north korea is running out of leverage, especially since its last remnants of backup have abandoned it

this marks a turning point in their empty threatmongering, so maybe they'll actually do something

[Epicduke]

I don't understand why Dennis Rodman's Pal II wants to use nukes so badly, you're basically destroying the world by doing that because it will cause a giant domino effect, killing millions in the process.

there's only one kim jong-un, there is no second

[Regirock]

there's only one kim jong-un, there is no second

Uh I'm pretty sure his dad was Dennis Rodman's Pal I

EDIT: Nevermind you were right

[SWAT One]

there's only one kim jong-un, there is no second

There's many top military officials who could take his place.  Some people speculate that kimmy is a puppet.

[Tayasaurus]

There's many top military officials who could take his place.  Some people speculate that kimmy is a puppet.

Yeah, i have one theory that Kimmy is actually all the military officials stuffed into one big jacket.

[Alkatjo]

Prepare your rad-pills and bottlecaps boys.

[Jairo]

Yeah, i have one theory that Kimmy is actually all the military officials stuffed into one big jacket.

[Brickmaster]

if they were to launch a missile at all, it would be detected immediately by pretty much every surveillance system, and it would be thwarted either in mid air or by the time it gets low enough. let's hope it never comes to that though, and if we move troops in, we're able to disable their launching centers.

[Swat 3]

The United States is beyond capable shooting down any missile coming out of NK.

However, Seoul can, will, and might be rekt in a war by artillery.

[Rainzx¹]

However, Seoul can, will, and might be rekt in a war by artillery.

Up until South Korea and America decimates North Korea's army and pushes them out of range.

[Jubel]

Up until South Korea and America decimates North Korea's army and pushes them out of range.

by the time that happens it'll already be too late for Seoul