[NEWS] Kim Jong-un vows nuclear restraint; seeks normalization with USA, China

[Xeidious*]

I wouldn't be surprised if they are actually developing the nuclear warheads as they say they are, and it's just being censored to prevent panic, as stupid as that sounds. There's really nothing to worry about though as we all know, if N.Korea tries anything it's going to get a mudhole stomped in it.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Oh great, this can only mean one thing. We're gonna jump in head-first, cause complete political destabilization and wreck the place up a bit, and then ten to twelve years from then the newest two combative handicaps competing for office will be hashing it out over who more believes that the NK situation was handled badly.

Weapons of mass destruction always end up being a can of worms.

[Swat 3]

Oh great, this can only mean one thing. We're gonna jump in head-first, cause complete political destabilization and wreck the place up a bit, and then ten to twelve years from then the newest two combative handicaps competing for office will be hashing it out over who more believes that the NK situation was handled badly.

Weapons of mass destruction always end up being a can of worms.

just nuke the can of warms.

this is north korea we are talking about, not the complex order of religion and improperly-drawn government lines we call the middle east.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

just nuke the can of warms.

when will people stop saying this

[sir dooble]

just nuke the can of warms.

You can't put metal cans in a microwave.

[Tayasaurus]

You can't put metal cans in a microwave.

Have you seen the new microwaves? They can nuke cans but you can't fit anything in them!

[Jairo]

Have you seen the new microwaves? They can nuke cans but you can't fit anything in them!

get out

[Space1255]

so is unconventional warfare equivalent to abstract art?

No, "Modern" art (as in a loving circle painted green)

[Foxscotch]

just nuke the can of warms.
this is north korea we are talking about

yes, we're talking about north korea, a country full of a few evil guys, and then several million more innocent, starving people, who very possibly have no idea what's going on

[Niff]

yes, we're talking about north korea, a country full of a few evil guys, and then several million more innocent, starving people, who very possibly have no idea what's going on

sounds like the blf amirite

[ShadowsfeaR]

yes, we're talking about north korea, a country full of a few evil guys, and then several million more innocent, starving people, who very possibly have no idea what's going on

Innocent people who most likely believe Kim is a diety and doesn't poop.

[Foxscotch]

Innocent people who most likely believe Kim is a diety and doesn't poop.

so having been brainwashed means it's okay to drop a nuke on them?

[Rainzx¹]

We should blow the missile out of the sky when they test it just to make them angry.

[Daswiruch]

so having been brainwashed means it's okay to drop a nuke on them?

the non-poop believers must be vanquished immediately

[ShadowsfeaR]

so having been brainwashed means it's okay to drop a nuke on them?

I don't believe in using nukes in general, it's destructive far past its initial use. My point is half joking but I think most of those people may be too far gone to integrate into normal society. Imagine growing up knowing nothing but what the government has fed you about its "glorious leader", a lot of which borders blatant impossibility and god-liness, and then having your country forcefully taken over by the people your country has demonized. This isn't some light thing either, they literally have children praise their great leader in school with giant loving posters of his face plastered on the wall. No, they don't deserve to die, but is it even possible to re-integrate millions of brainwashed people? Options need to be weighed.