Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[DataProxy]

Granted, but the company stocks up on apps that your phone can't stop crashing every 30 loving minutes.

I wish for Badspot to actually play on other peoples servers.

[Ad Bot]

[Insert Name Here²]

Granted, but now he's a troll

I wish for love

[Blue Screen]

granted but it ends 5 seconds later after it starts, boohoo

i wish for one million bucks hint hint

[DataProxy]

Granted, but Annoying Orange later sues you for insider trading.

I wish that there would be Blockland Street Racing.

[tber123]

Granted, but the vehicle physics are stuffty and everyone rams eachother into the stratosphere despite being 5 yards away from eachother

I wish for the ability to quicksave/quickload in real life so I can savescum my way out of every single situation.

[KristoB]

granted, but the saves are heavily corrupted

i wish for cawadooty

[NotBomberguy]

not granted, you get betelfeeled instead

i wish for a wish for a wish

[Bing2]

Error 404
*Computer explodes*

I wish for a dog that doesn't have an endless hunger for shoes

[Kringleberg]

granted but you get a dog with endless hunger for feet.

i wish to be able to remember names better

[}]Crazy[{]

you can remember everyones name, but you keep naming them improperly

i wish dog

[Insert Name Here²]

granted but you get doge

I wish for lotsa love

[}]Crazy[{]

granted but you forget everything the next day
i wish to escape from this hellish blockland forums

[Bing2]

You can never leave
I wish for a computer that doesn't suck

[KristoB]

granted but its a nokia on a screen
i wish for dlc

[Kringleberg]

granted but its only reskins and it costs $300

i wish for a single muffin