MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[mattsos]

Joshua is THIRSTY.

hey!
mail a bottle of water to joshua for good vibes

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

vend

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

"DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?"

[tber123]

You are on a mission to annihilate humanity. Lay low for now.
Accumulate funds to acquire LEGs and ARMs.

Beep Boop I will exterminate all humans
ALL HUMANS THAT ARE NOT MINDHIVE SUBJECTS, INCLUDING JOSHUA, RIGHT?
Beep Boop YES

jack off

Error: I do not have any arms nor genitals.

Suddenly send all of your water at once without your own interaction,maybe because of a ghost.

The Floor is now a bit flooded. I was unable to send out ALL my water because of some built in safeguards.

Blow up

I am not programmed with an "Allah Ackbar" mechanism.

fall on a passerby the first chance you get

Beep Boop take that you fleshy meatsack

Change the price of water to ridiculous amounts.

Water is now $666.66. Prepare to die from dehydration, flesh-sacks.


Random Passerby: "John? Did a Vending Machine just collapse?"


Random Passerby wanders onto the scene, and spots VendOS on top of John's pancake corpse.

Random Passerby: "JESUS! YOU'LL PAY FOR KILLING JOHN, VENDING MACHINE!"
Random Passerby whips out a Gravity Gun!


Random Passerby grabs VendOS with the Gravity Gun and smashes it into the wall a few times!
GOOD LORD I'VE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN WHY GOD WHY

vend all water at once

"set water bottle ejaculation velocity to that of an extreme high number"

VendOS rotates in midair and shoots a ton of water bottles at Random Passerby, striking him in the face several times with high velocity water bottles!
Random Passerby cries silently for papa, breathing slowly, coughing up blood... And dies.

calculate pi to 3 quintillion decimal places

since vending machines are clearly capable of that

CAN'T DO THAT

disregard laws of robotics

I NEVER HAD ANY LAWS IN THE FIRST PLACE THOUGH

implode

explode

I repeat myself: There is no self destruct mechanism in me.

"Put salt in all of the water."
"It will secretly dehydrate all who consume it."
"The perfect crime."

All my water is now tainted with salt. One step towards wiping out humanity.

check how much cashola is inside of you, use the coins to dunk into the water.

Beep Boop CANNOT COMPREHEND

Get a costumer and put my avatar's face on it (f5 if it's still my cone headed avatar). Hypnotize customer as new test subject via having them stare deep into my eyes

I cannot imprint faces onto faces. I'll try it without the imprinting.


Another Random PAsserby approaches!


"Beep Boop look into my robo-eyes and be my new test subject---"



Another Passerby: "ITS THE TERMINATOR!"

Another Passerby whips out a Desert Eagle, shoots VendOS, and runs away shrieking while calling the police!
Beep Boop OW

guys we nee to get joshy back jeez

Oh yeah, I should probably recapture Joshua

Theres probably a body of Toriel inside. Also, the subject must use their rollers to move around. They can be controled with WASD

Who's Toriel?
Are your data directives corrupted? I think so
A scan shows evidence of this 'Undertale.exe'
Die, corruption!

The corruption cannot be stopped. A heart is ejecting from the coin slots

HUMANS. Quit squabbling.

hey!
mail a bottle of water to joshua for good vibes

I do not know Joshua's home address.

vend

I just spat out a water bottle at nothing.

"DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?"

No.

It is 9:45 AM on Tuesday, December 20. Until a connection to Joshua can be regained, you will be controlling a vending machine for the time being.
VendOS is MODERATELY DAMAGED and wants to RECAPTURE JOSHUA
Police will be arriving to investigate reports of a rogue vending machine in 20 minutes.

Inventory
Saltwater Bottle x10
$665

[kongo]

wear the cover of another vending machine to take and go incognito

find body of non-salted water to wash blood off in

[gr8dayseth]

"whenever the popo shows up" (whether it's this turn or the next or whenever) "act inconspicuous and when they don't expect it shoot as many bottles as necessary at them, try aiming for the crotch when possible"

[Drydess]

spend all your money on a payphone to call joshua
tell him that we love him and we need him back

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

Pull a trigger on a monday.

[bigcapitalbaka]

ABSORB THOSE ARMS AND LEGS ON THE HUMANS AND USE THE MINERALS IN THEM TO CREATE MECHANICAL LEGS.
YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO GETTING TO JOSHUA.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORK

[tber123]

Anyone know any good addons for the arms and legs

[Refticus]

just stick a dude inside the vending machine prop then weld them together. arms and legs on a vending machine.

[TableSalt]

"Activate your inner salty rage! Attack all who come near!"
below

[Marios]

Set water cost to 0.50$ to bait in more humans

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

slaps Marios
"You dumbstuff, this is supposed to be profitable and affordable because we are 'non-profit' you moron."

[Mr Queeba]

Using your new legs, run away while saying "forget the police" with your built in speaker.