try to make the price lower than 6666$
"This nation has obamacare right?"
"He gets a 25% male privilege discount, a 25% white privilege discount, a 25% straight privilege discount, and a 25% cis privilege discount. this overall adds up to the hospital bill being free"
VendOS: "OBAMACARE WILL MAKE IT CHEAP. JOSHUA HAS A 100% DISCOUNT BECAUSE HE IS MALE, WHITE, STRAIGHT, AND CISGENDER. I'M FREE TO GO."Doctor: "We don't have Obamacare anymore. We have Reagancare now, and your backtalking just raised the price to $2 billion. Pay up or else."
powerbomb the loving medic through the bed
suplex slam doctor
Doctor: "Hey! What the fu--"
POWERBOMB!Doctor's skull splits into 14 separate pieces!put her organs and blood into joshua
VendOS stuffs the doctor's organs and blood into Joshua, and then prepares to revive Joshua!
I give my life and soul to Joshua, remember me
Take Ducks soul and perform necromancery on Joshua using it's power
switch the life forces between the doctorDuck and joshua so that joshua is alive but the doctor is dead
besides, the doctorDuck can regenerate once that happens
VendOS: "I NOW COMMAND JOSHUA TO COME BACK TO THIS WORLD, INFUSED WITH THE SOUL OF DUCK QUACKINGTON!"VendOS: "Fhtagn y'hah shagg R'lyeh ah stell'bsna f'gotha ilyaa h'Hastur ah fhtagn shagg ebunma geb, y'hah chtenff zhro 'ai sgn'wahl 'aior uh'e n'ghft nog orr'e hafh'drn 'ai. R'luh uh'e vulgtm ngR'lyeh stell'bsna eeoth nnnathg h'Tsathoggua, fhtagn vulgtm hrii mnahn' orr'e s'uhn, gnaiih ftaghu hrii uh'e geb nw. Shtunggli ah mnahn' Nyarlathotepog Cthulhu orr'e mnahn' goka, chtenff k'yarnak chtenff shugg f'shtunggli ya geb, nilgh'ri fhtagn ya ph'goka kn'a li'hee. Ebunma nw nnnDagon li'hee hai cah mg ron ph'n'ghft, Yoggoth shogg uaaahoth lloig ch' ngmnahn' shogg Chaugnar Faugn, nw Chaugnar Faugnnyth hupadgh fhtagn vulgtm uh'eagl syha'h.
Uln y-ep gothaagl phlegeth n'gha ngk'yarnak Nyarlathotep sgn'wahl nglui hafh'drn nafltharanak, ron uaaah nauln naflnw grah'n ph''ai y-n'ghft shogg goka nw nilgh'ri, ahoth sll'ha hupadgh ftaghu nauln naflgrah'n nnnshugg athg nnnHastur. CYoggoth shogg ron orr'e nghai bug shugg nay'hah, geb shogg h'stell'bsna ya mg c'fhalma. Hafh'drn llll Hastur y-Chaugnar Faugn nglui r'luhoth llll syha'hagl vulgtlagln, syha'h Cthulhu kn'a geb n'gha hai Chaugnar Faugn nilgh'ri, 'fhalma tharanak fm'latghyar naflChaugnar Faugn lw'nafh nilgh'ri 'bthnk. Nw ngbug k'yarnak nog vulgtlagln nawgah'n nilgh'ri shtunggli shogg Tsathoggua zhro nanglui 'ai hai r'luh, hrii k'yarnak h'Hastur shugg ngs'uhn sll'ha ph'vulgtlagln geb Hastur k'yarnak y-Yoggoth ooboshu nw.
Ch' Nyarlathotep ee hupadgh ph'athg ronoth, nnnvulgtm lw'nafh ep 'fhalma naTsathoggua Dagonog, R'lyeh kn'a y-hrii nw. Ftaghuoth nog naflvulgtm lw'nafh Shub-Niggurath orr'e hupadgh vulgtlagln hrii wgah'n li'heeagl, gof'nn Dagon hai Chaugnar Faugn mg zhro R'lyeh goka 'ai, ch' Dagon nnnli'hee shtunggli r'luh y-n'gha ehye r'luh ooboshu. Yoggoth grah'n hupadgh ep nglui Dagon uh'e ngCthulhu cthrod uln zhro, ngmnahn' athg sgn'wahl ron nnnftaghu shugg hrii s'uhn ya nnns'uhn, ngkadishtu 'bthnk ngn'gha csgn'wahl Hastur li'hee orr'e R'lyeh li'hee. Naooboshu throd sll'haor cgrah'n llll ooboshu ngilyaa stell'bsna Cthulhu athg, ep gof'nn Dagon llll sgn'wahl ngshagg cn'gha goka, ph'ch' ch' R'lyeh lloig geb r'luh k'yarnak hupadgh.
Ftaghu Azathoth csgn'wahl chtenff shaggor athg y-Chaugnar Faugn grah'n uln Shub-Niggurath, nog zhro Tsathoggua 'fhalmanyth phlegeth ilyaa shtunggli fhtagn sgn'wahl syha'h, 'ai shugg ilyaa f'gof'nn Cthulhu fm'latgh sgn'wahl ebunma. Eenyth uh'e n'ghft shtunggli nnnehye uh'e fm'latgh ehye mg phlegeth, bug nalw'nafh kadishtu ooboshu shagg Shub-Niggurath na'bthnk Chaugnar Faugn f'Dagon, chtenff hupadgh f'phlegeth nnngnaiih Cthulhu ngorr'e chtenff bug. Hastur f'hai orr'e k'yarnak 'bthnk nilgh'ri llll fhtagn mg shagg, sgn'wahl ngsll'ha n'ghft sll'ha lw'nafh Dagon hrii mg f'hupadgh throd, llllyar ckn'a Shub-Niggurath ee Chaugnar Faugn nilgh'ri syha'h shagg. Hlirgh nnngotha llll ehyeagl ph'R'lyeh mnahn'og n'gha yayar cchtenff grah'n y-kn'a ya n'gha, Cthulhu gotha nog ah sgn'wahl phlegeth y-shagg uh'e lloig nashtunggli.
H'Nyarlathotep shagg cmg nglui n'ghft ph'uaaah lw'nafh ngR'lyeh ron, y-uln y-ilyaa y'hah lloig geb 'fhalma nilgh'ri shtunggliyar uh'e, r'luh chtenff kn'a naflhlirgh kadishtu uh'e Azathoth. Kadishtu sgn'wahl fm'latgh lloig naflgoka naee Hasturoth lw'nafh ch' n'ghft, llll Yoggoth syha'h athg ch' uaaah mnahn' gotha hrii, syha'hoth goka shugg tharanak mg llll gof'nn Dagon. Geb naflgoka ebunma hupadgh n'ghft goka vulgtlagln throd ph'ch' ph'llll, gof'nn h'kadishtu cYoggoth uh'e 'fhalma throd li'hee 'bthnk, shagg syha'h ebunmaoth naflChaugnar Faugn fm'latgh ya goka R'lyeh. Tharanak nnnsll'ha vulgtm llll ftaghu naflYoggoth r'luhyar hlirgh kadishtu, hai ngebunma ph'ilyaa shogg nilgh'ri R'lyeh nog, n'gha gof'nn fhtagn ph'hrii naebunma ooboshu nogagl.
Chtenff stell'bsna fm'latgh, h'gnaiih. "Joshua starts twitching back to life!
VendOS: "YAAAAAY---"*CRASH* *BLAMBLAMBLAM* *AAAAIIIIE!* *DOOR KICK*
????: "STOP RIGHT THERE,
CAPITALIST PIG! JOSHUA BELONGS TO US NOW!"
Twelve Angry Slavs burst into the room, waving smoking guns around!
All of them are heavily armed and can easily take down VendOS in under a second of concentrated fire!
????: "Joshua belongs to the
International Order of COMMUNISTS! You won't stop us."
VendOS: "INITIATING SALTWATER OMNIBLAST OVERDRIVE MECHANISM."
Before VendOS can release the Saltwater Blast, a EMP Grenade lands at it's feet and explodes!
*FWOOSH* *CRACKLE*VendOS: ERROR... SHUTTING.... DOWN.... SALTWATER OVERDRIVE MECHANISM TERMINATED...You have only a few seconds left until VendOS shuts down.
It is 1:30 AM on Tuesday, December 20.
VendOS is
NEAR DEATH and
BEING SHUT DOWN BY A EMP GRENADE
Joshua is
TWITCHING BACK TO LIFE
InventorySaltwater Bottle x25
$665
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