MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

Send President Barack Obama to nuke the commies and dig up JFK and make genetic amusing clones

[Ad Bot]

[BreadFish]

did this happen because we gouged out that first slavs eyes?

[Space1255]

Break dance fight the commies

[tber123]

Here's an update from the stuffty computer at my mom's house that I'm visiting for the weekend. Can't use Enhanced Citizens V3 because the eye textures are missing for some reason

Also you guys should really check out Mr. Queeba's Z-COM thread

did this happen because we gouged out that first slavs eyes?

Of course.

"Uhh... Act natural!"

"What the hell? I can still hear the voices even after being disconnected from MindHive?"

YOU STILL HEAR THE VOICES OF THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS, BUT YOU ARE NOT CONNECTED TO MINDHIVE, JOSHUA. ITS JUST A SIDE EFFECT OF MODIFYING THE IMPLANT.

Jump out of the plane. Resist the RedHive.

return to mindhive.
these guys have red text meaning they're evil.

god bless mindhive.

Joshua leaps out of the plane, falling to his death from high above the sky. He goes SPLAT on the pavement and is gibbed into bloody chunks.

There's no way Joshua can be revived since he's been turned into chunky salsa.

Joshua snaps out of it and realizes that he was just imagining!
Joshua's resistance to commands has increased.

Punch the boss in the nose then sprint to the Slav with a HMG or the RPK. Overpower and take his weapon and shoot all the other slavs while grabbing a parachute then plant the explosives on the plane. Jump out while singing the national anthem as the plane explodes.

Break dance fight the commies

Put your arm into your pants and act like you are fapping. Proceed to do the running man

make sure to intimidate the man

Send President Barack Obama to nuke the commies and dig up JFK and make genetic amusing clones

Joshua sprints towards the Communist Leader and punches him in the nose before grabbing his phone and calling Obama!
Communist Leader preaches about Socialism to Joshua!
Joshua is stunned by the verbal attack! He stops and thinks about what he is doing, which is a fatal mistake!
IOC Agent approaches Joshua and shoots the phone out of his hands!
Joshua punches IOC Agent in the face before grabbing his machine gun!
IOC Agent 2 fires an AK at Joshua, striking the left leg 3 times!
Joshua starts breakdancing, singing the American National Anthem, and masturbating at the same time as he charges towards the Communists, spraying the machinegun wildly!


IOC Agent 3 fires a Mosin Nagant at Joshua, striking the torso!
Joshua's left lung is blasted again!
IOC Agent 4 fires the PPSH at Joshua, striking the torso five times!
Joshua's heart is blasted!
Joshua groans in agony and shouts a prayer to God.
IOC Agent 5 fires a TOZ-66 at Joshua, striking the left arm twice!
Joshua begins to weep.
IOC Agent 6 fires a Makarov PM at Joshua, striking the head!
Joshua's left eye is shot out!
Joshua frantically asks for a Teddy Bear.
IOC Agent 7 sprays the PKM at Joshua, striking the left and right legs 7 times!
IOC Agent 8 fires a AKM at Joshua, striking the head twice!
IOC Agent 9 shoots a Nagant Revolver at Joshua, striking the groin!
Communist Leader whips out a SVD Dragunov and shoots Joshua, striking the head three times!
Joshua shouts "FATHER! Why have you forsaken me?" and dies in a heap.
Joshua's lifeless corpse is tossed out of the plane, where it lands into the ocean and is eaten by a shark.

Joshua snaps out of it again and realizes what would happen if he were to suicidal attack the Communists at this stage!
Joshua's resistance to commands has increased...

secretly plant some explosives in the plane

Follow orders until you get to ground,then you will betray the communists.

plant explosives in a concealed area

We just said to plant the explosives there, not detonate them

On topic: Bring at least one C4 with you, but plant them all in some place that wouldn't really matter.

Joshua secretly plants some C4 in the plane and accepts his orders to bomb the White House. While secretly plotting to betray the Commie Bastards.



Agents of the International Order of Communists lead Joshua to the back of the plane, where he woke up previously.

IOC Agent: "You know what to do, yes? Plant explosives at the White House, call us on the radio, and we detonate since you don't have a detonator?"
Joshua: "Yep."
IOC Agent: "Good. Take this silent pistol and a parachute. Also, you know what terminal velocity is?"
Joshua: "No---"


IOC Agent delivers a swift kick between the legs to Joshua, knocking him out of the plane!
Joshua falls at terminal velocity screaming at the top of his lungs for several seconds until he realizes he has a parachute!

Read the wrestling book and learn how to do a canadian destroyer, you'll need it for later.

Oh man this escalated rapidly

Well.............

lets doo diis LEEEROOY JEENKIIINNnsssss.....

Joshua lands safely outside the White House.
Joshua reads the wrestling book and learns about how to do a Canadian Destroyer!

ENOUGH READING. PLANT EXPLOSIVES IN THE FIREPLACE, JANITOR'S CLOSET, AND OVAL OFFICE. THE STRATEGIC PLACEMENT OF THE BOMBING SITES WILL ENSURE THAT NONE OF THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE SPARED. COMMUNISM WILL PREVAIL. AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAH!

It is 10:12 AM on Tuesday, December 21.
Joshua is HEALTHY and wants to DEFEAT THE COMMUNISTS

Inventory
$1
BOOK (Manly Man's Guide to Wrestling)
BOOK (So You've Been Forced Into Being a Communist Slave)
Bunch of Explosives (3 left)
PB Silent Pistol

[kongo]

put on "her" bandana and become naked snake, placing fake bombs in the specified areas, and then watch as the commies blow themselves to smithereens.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

defuse the bombs, then plant them.

[Refticus]

toss the bombs in a bush, wait about 15 minutes then tell them the bombs have been planted.

[Space1255]

Detonate C4, sprint wildly looking for the president then say "I've found terrorists. They're all communists and are trying to kill you. I'm not sure how many are coming back"

[Refticus]

Detonate C4, sprint wildly looking for the president then say "I've found terrorists. They're all communists and are trying to kill you. I'm not sure how many are coming back"

you dont have the detonator, they do.

[tber123]

defuse the bombs, then plant them.

Joshua rips out the bomb wires before he gets to work planting bombs.

put on "her" bandana and become naked snake, placing fake bombs in the specified areas, and then watch as the commies blow themselves to smithereens.

wait about 15 minutes then tell them the bombs have been planted.

Joshua doesn't have a bandanna on him, but he does plant the fake bombs in 2 of the 3 areas. The next area is the Oval Office.



Secret Service agents block the way to the Oval Office.

SS Agent: "President Rush isn't in the office today. He's got a meeting in Russia with Vladimir Putin."
Joshua: "That's okay, I'm the delivery guy and I've got the President's special package."
SS Agent: "Go right ahead. I never knew the President was into kinky stuff like that...."
SS Agent shudders.



Third and final bomb planted! Joshua calls the Commies after fifteen minutes and tells them that his work is done.

Communist Leader: "Excellent work, Capitalist Pig! Now please die already. Did you really think we were going to let you off the hook?"
Communist Leader activates the detonator in an attempt to betray Joshua, but Joshua has planted the real explosives back on the plane!



Meanwhile, on the Sky Invader...

Communist Leader: "Hey, what's that beeping noise?"
IOC Agent: "stuff! That damn Capitalist and his bourgeois decadence! We've been tricked!"
Communist Leader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----"



KA-BOOM
The Sky Invader is ripped into shreds!

Back at the White House...



Secret Service Agents approach Joshua from behind and tap on his back!
SS Agent: "Joshua? We're Secret Service and you're coming with us. We've got questions for you..."



Joshua: "What did I do? I'm just a tourist!"
SS Agent 2: "We'll answer all YOUR questions after you answer OUR questions. Come with us. Now."

It is 10:12 AM on Tuesday, December 21.
Joshua is HEALTHY
SECRET SERVICE AGENTS SUSPICIOUS - ATTEMPTING TO TAKE YOU IN FOR QUESTIONING

Inventory
$1
BOOK (Manly Man's Guide to Wrestling)
BOOK (So You've Been Forced Into Being a Communist Slave)
PB Silent Pistol

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

Kill yourself OH YEAH!

[Refticus]

give them $1, to share.

[Zharthon]

go with the secret service agents

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

prepare to do the canadian destroyer while they interview you

[KristoB]

go with them and tell them a group of communists tried to use you to blow up the white house except the package you delivered is actually a dud c4 and that they blew their own plane up