MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[KristoB]

b

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

b

[gebenuwell]

B
scoop up some snow and consume to remove weird feeling

[SubDaWoofer]

Uh ill not do my mindhive hacking thing this turn because im actually coding a console application for my linux with python.

But anyways ill take B.

[SuperSuit12]

The control point has been captured.

You will not believe how huge that image is when you don't resize it. It makes the page twice as wide on my fair-sized monitor.

[tber123]

Get B

Joshua picks option B due to an overwhelming majority. Just as planned.

B
scoop up some snow and consume to remove weird feeling

Trusting the wisdom of the Forumers, Joshua quickly scoops up a snowball and bites into it to remove the weird feeling. Joshua also notices that he can still smell the weird fumes even outside the store.



Sweet Jesus! Joshua suddenly has a severe headache! He's not sure if it's from the fumes or the snowball maybe being tainted with something, but now his head feels like it's being torn apart from the inside! Imagine that Joshua's brain yearns to be free, and now it's punching it's way out of his skull! Thats the only way to describe it!



The pain intensifies. Joshua collapses to the floor, makes a futile reach for the sky, and passes out.



Night falls upon the city.

???: "Wake the forget up!"



??? 2: "Get up!"
??? 3: "Hey you! Get up!"

Joshua slowly regains consciousness as he hears three muffled voices screaming at him to get up.



Miner TrashCan: "He's not getting up. I think he's dead."
Cardboard Cutout: "Damn it."
Spotlight TrashCan: "Let's try one more time. GET UP!"



Miner TrashCan: "About time you got up, Sleeping Beauty!"
Cardboard Cutout: "A human! A human that will get us out of this mess!"
Spotlight TrashCan: "Ssssh! You're confusing him. Let me talk first. Hello there, Human!"
Joshua: "Good God! I'm high as a kite! Get back! Back, I tell you!"

Spotlight TrashCan: "Easy there, easy! We're your friends here! We need your help! They're coming for us!"
Joshua: "The Hell is going on? Is this another whacked-out dream?"

Miner TrashCan kicks Joshua before poking him several times with it's gun.
Miner TrashCan: "Nope, this is real. Now listen."
Spotlight TrashCan: "It's the White House! Those bastards in Washington---"



SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCH

BWEEP bip bip BWEEP



Cardboard Cop?: "FREEZE! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, NOW!"



Cardboard Cutout: "What the fu---"
Cardboard Cop 2: "GUN!"
Cardboard Cop 3: "HE'S GOT A WEAPON! SHOOT TO KILL!"



*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Spotlight TrashCan: "They're on to us! stuff! Get to the White House! Get to the White House! We'll hold em off!"



Joshua dives to cover as the bullets start flying. Within the course of 6 seconds, both of the Trash Cans are gunned down by the Cardboard Cops.

Joshua: "VendOS! Store Clerk Guy! Where are you?"

VendOS does not respond. The Clerk doesn't respond, either.

Cardboard Cop 4: "Surrender or die! This is your last chance!"

It is ?:?? PM on Thursday(?), December 22? On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy and Probably Tripping Out

Joshua's Inventory
VendOS's New Arms
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

CARDBOARD COPS ALERTED - LAST CHANCE TO SURRENDER

[kongo]

never surrender
go inside the building next to you

search the building for meat cleaver to rampage with

[SubDaWoofer]

Well Joshua is in a bit of trouble, lets see what I can do to help... Also i changed the commands just don't mind that it confuses me when i write different commands.

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CogNitoHazardOS InCognitoMode V1.1
Username: root
Password: *********
Welcome O5 Council
What shall you do today?
$!:cd RESTRICTED
$!:cd RESTRICTED
$!:cd tools
$!:exec mindHive.addInventory("MagicallyLightGatlingGun, GatlingGun-ammo-x1337")
$!:exec mindHiveHeadChip.sendMessage("Here take this magically lightweight gatling gun that you can somehow hold, i found this in a pile of script i found.")
$!:exec mineHive.mindControl(change('cardboard cops'('On Joshua's team')))


[gebenuwell]

run from the area
but sneaky beaky like, so they cannot catch you or notice someone is running
ask a nearby bystander where you are

[?Sir Info? 2]

Get the swat zombies to kill the cops

[Nicepoint]

Apply reality to the cops, they become lifeless cardboard cutouts

[tber123]

Get the swat zombies to kill the cops

Joshua quickly tries to dial Uncle Greyson so that he can bring the SWAT Zombies over to his location(VendOS left the SWAT Zombies at Joshua's house, after all!). The only thing Joshua can hear from Uncle Greyson is a beeping noise.

never surrender
go inside the building next to you

search the building for meat cleaver to rampage with

Joshua dives into the nearest building, which happens to be the hardware store where he got VendOS fixed up. VendOS and the Clerk are gone, and a bunch of Cardboard Cops pull up outside the Hardware Store.

Cardboard Cops: "GET DOWN!"



Joshua makes a run for the Meat Cleaver as the Cardboard Cops lose their patience and start shooting at him. He grabs the Meat Cleaver under a hail of gunfire and quickly rushes out. Joshua can't rampage with a meat cleaver when everyone has guns!

Well Joshua is in a bit of trouble, lets see what I can do to help... Also i changed the commands just don't mind that it confuses me when i write different commands.

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CogNitoHazardOS InCognitoMode V1.1
Username: root
Password: *********
Welcome O5 Council
What shall you do today?
$!:cd RESTRICTED
$!:cd RESTRICTED
$!:cd tools
$!:exec mindHive.addInventory("MagicallyLightGatlingGun, GatlingGun-ammo-x1337")
$!:exec mindHiveHeadChip.sendMessage("Here take this magically lightweight gatling gun that you can somehow hold, i found this in a pile of script i found.")
$!:exec mineHive.mindControl(change('cardboard cops'('On Joshua's team')))


ERROR: MIND CONTROL COMMAND HAS FAILED ALMOST COMPLETELY. "MAGICALLY LIGHT GATLING GUN" COULD NOT FOUND.



A single Cardboard Cop suddenly turns traitor to the other cardboard cops, but it is quickly gunned down.

Apply reality to the cops, they become lifeless cardboard cutouts

Joshua has no idea HOW to apply reality, though! He thinks really hard until his head hurts, but the cardboard cops still don't fall over.

run from the area
but sneaky beaky like, so they cannot catch you or notice someone is running
ask a nearby bystander where you are

While the cops are distracted by having to kill one of their own, Joshua does the sneaki breeki iv damke and sneaks the forget away.



Joshua's search for nearby bystanders proves to be futile. He can't see anyone out there at all!



Joshua continues sneaking away until he finds a bunch of houses. Somebody's got to be in there, right? As Joshua moves in to knock on the door, a Vending Machine suddenly opens it.

Vending Machine: "Psst! Hey you! Get in here, quick! You're just the man we need! Trust me, we're not one of them!"



Joshua suddenly hears the cops chasing after him. and a helicopter.



Cardboard Cop: "Damn it, where is he?"
Cardboard Cop 2: "He won't get far. Keep looking!"
Cardboard Helicopter Pilot: <On Megaphone> "WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SURRENDER!"
Cardboard Cop 3: "This guy won't get far. There's a goddamn Manhunt out on this bastard! He'll die for his crimes!"
Cardboard Cop 2: "Cardboard SWAT should be arriving to assist soon."

It is ?:?? PM on Thursday(?), December 22? On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy, has No Idea What's Going On, and Obviously Tripping Out

Joshua's Inventory
VendOS's New Arms
MEAT CLEAVER
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

CARDBOARD COPS HOSTILE - SHOOTING TO KILL
SWAT TEAMS JOINING THE MANHUNT - ETA 5 MINUTES
POLICE MANHUNT IN PROGRESS!

[Marios]

Ask the vending machine what is going on, keep some distance from it just in case and ask for an anti-drug if they have any.

[Nicepoint]

Ask the Vending Machine for milk, it cures all effects
Minecraft logic

[NotBomberguy]

you got a flare minigun, so use it
bap a stuffton of caps into the cardboard cops