break joshua's resistances to commands
then stuff yourself and devour the yellow snow
Joshua obviously resists this command.

Ask for a lawnmower and start up a lawn mowing company
ask him for playboy magazines
Joshua texts back to his dad, asking for a lawnmower(so he can get a job by being his own boss at a lawnmowing company) and playboy magazines. His dad texts back that Joshua will be getting a lawnmower, but Joshua can just buy a damn playboy magazine himself.
Convince the mayor to raise the min wage then get a job at some store with 25.00 a hour
If the mayor refuses ask what map is this
Joshua calls the Mayor on his phone and asks him to raise the minimum wage.
The Mayor refuses.
Joshua starts explaining why raising the minimum wage is good.
The Mayor calls Joshua a filthy Left-Wing Commie Liberal trying to destroy America, and hangs up while screaming that the Communists will never take over his beloved America.
Damn. Joshua's not too sure about getting a job if the minimum wage isn't $25/hr.

go to market and obtain food for christmas dinner
Joshua walks into the market. People are out and about.

Security Guards nearby keep a close eye on everyone, keeping the peace. Joshua takes a look around him.
Jacket 1: Can you believe it, though? Because I can. This is life-changing!
Jacket 2: Should we tell them?
Jacket 1: Nonono, man. Not yet. We need summadat lottery money for ourselves!
Guard 1: No, sir. That's illogical as hell and there's no way that could ever work.
Beanie 1: C'mon, man! Trust me! I got it all worked out...
<points at own head> In my brain!
Guard 1: Go find somewhere and someone else, sir. Good day to you.
Customer 1: Two oranges, please.
Vendor 1: That will be $12.
Guard 2: Hey, Ruby! That guy givin you too much trouble over there?
Guard 1(Ruby): Not anymore, Jefferson! We're done here!
Guard 2(Jefferson): How about you, McRedshirt? How's it going on your end?
Guard 3(McRedshirt): Everything's fine over here!
Guard 2(Jefferson): Good! Keep it up that way, or the Boss will have the asses of you two rookies for dinner!
Security Guard Jefferson looks at Joshua suspiciously.
Guard 2(Jefferson): Wait a minute! What the hell is that?
Guard 4: Holy stuff! HOLY stuff!
Guard 4: <Panicking> HE'S GOT A MINIGUN!
Bystander: WOAH!
Bystander 2: OH MY!
Vendor 2: <Gasp> He's heavily armed! He's going to kill us aaaallll!
Guard 3(McRedshirt): <Yelling into radio> We got a situation here!
Guard 4: Easy there, buddy! Easy! Let's drop the minigun and talk about your mother!

Security Guard Jefferson leaps up from the table and whips out a .357 Revolver, before levelling it at Joshua.
Guard 2(Jefferson): You there! FREEZE! What are you doing with that minigun on your back? Don't make me have to use this, because I will!

Security Guard McRedshirt whips out a Beretta 92FS and aims it at Joshua's face while moving in to hold him at gunpoint.
Guard 3(McRedshirt): Don't do anything stupid, boy!
Old Man: Take cover!
Nearby civilians begin panicking.
Bystander 1: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Bystander 2: <Like a little girl>AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE!
Security Guard 2(Ruby): What the hell?
Beanie 1: Whats that?

The Market Vendors and Customers get down on the ground, playing dead.
Onlooker 1: Would you look at that! A damn minigun.
Onlooker 2: Things are really going to hell in a handbasket now, eh, Mary?

A nearby Gangster, alarmed by the confrontation, whips out a submachine gun, turns on the laser sight, and aims it between Joshua's eyes.

An entire market is going up in flames all because someone finally noticed that Joshua has been bringing that damn Flare Minigun everywhere. Didn't see that coming.
It is 10:59 AM on Thursday, December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
Healthy and
Joshua's InventoryVendOS's New Arms
Flare Minigun
Soccer Ball
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
SECURITY GUARDS ALARMED - CONFRONTING JOSHUA OVER AN OPENLY CARRIED MINIGUN