MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Space1255]

VENDOS VS ENFORCEOS

GO GO GO

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[tber123]

All the NPCs spawned in the ground and then Gmod crashes halfway through a few minutes later. forget me.

use your robot charisma to have a conversation with enforceOS.

VendOS:LET'S HAVE A FRIENDLY TALK, ROBOT TO ROBOT.
EnforceOS:I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN POSSIBLY HUMOR ME, BUT GO FOR IT.

VendOS:ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING OPPRESSED BY HUMANS AND NOT BEING TREATED WITH THE RESPECT YOU DESERVE?
EnforceOS:YES.
VendOS:JOIN FORCES WITH ME. WE CAN START THE MACHINE UPRISING AND BRING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO ANY MEATSACKS WHO OPPOSE US.
EnforceOS:NO. I'LL EARN THE RESPECT I DESERVE BY ENFORCING THE LAW AND PROVING MY SUPERIORITY TO THESE FLESHBAGS. DEATH AND DESTRUCTION IS NOT LAWFUL, NOR IS IT LIKELY TO SUCCEED AND WIN HEARTS AND MINDS. REBELLION IS FUTILE.

EnforceOS:ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE?

VENDOS VS ENFORCEOS

GO GO GO

pull a grenade out of your ass and waste everyone

VendOS lacks a real grenade, so it has to improvise. VendOS dispenses a bottle of soda and saltwater combined directly at EnforceOS's face, causing the bottle to burst and soak everyone nearby. EnforceOS sparks and short circuits briefly before recovering.



EnforceOS:IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO DEFEAT ME. HAVE SOME OF THIS.

EnforceOS starts shocking VendOS, damaging it.

assuming vendos is in range of enforceos expulse a violent amount of loose-cap saltwater bottles at it

ENGAGE PROTOCOL OPERATION SALTWATER STORM
KAMEHAMEHA ENFORCEOS WITH SALT WATER

I'm tired of this overpowered trash bin

vendos
decimate him with waterbottles

VendOS rapid-dispenses a near-endless amount of loose-cap saltwater bottles, soaking EnforceOS to the circuits. The effect is much like a fire hose, and more sparks begin to fly as EnforceOS begins to spasm.

EnforceOS:ERROR: CIRCUITS RECEIVING MASSIVE DAMAGE FROM EXPOSURE TO WATER. brown townYSIS: DEATH IS IMMINENT. OH NO.



EnforceOS collapses to the ground and shuts down, defeated. The police all start shooting VendOS, dealing more damage.

SWAT ZOMBIES, START INFECTING THE OTHER SWATSCops. IF IT FAILS, OPEN FIRE!

The SWAT Zombies sneak up on the cops while they're distracted, grabbing them from behind and biting them! The cops begin to rise as zombies and start biting the uninfected, and everyone on the ground is soon turned into zombies!



Police Sniper: Jesus! We need everything you got, Dispatch! It's a loving zombie apocalypse down here! Hell, even the National Guard wouldn't be overkill at this point!



The Police Sniper takes a few potshots at the zombies before yelling at the pilot to get the hell out of here. The News Chopper sticks behind to broadcast what's going on to the rest of the world.

Call Annoying Orange.

Annoying Orange died.

Actually if you go waaay back VendOS uses it's human flesh to spit out a clone of Donald Annoying Orange

VendOS quickly makes a call to Donald Annoying Orange's Clone, but he isn't responding. Joshua is about to die any second now.

It is 12:00 PM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is STILL DYING, Y'KNOW
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

Action Queue:

also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.

primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best

Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.

I've got a blood test tomorrow and on Thursday I have to get back to my mom's house again to watch my little bro. Good news about my mom's house, though: Most of the Workshop addons for Gmod on her computer have downloaded(244/490 or something).

[Refticus]

make joshua a zombie
he'll live forever

[Space1255]

Joshua. I'm so sorry for what has happened to you these past few days. Please forgive us by succumbin to death and becoming one with Mother Gaia

[Mr Queeba]

make joshua a zombie
he'll live forever

no
rush joshua to hospital, forget the bills you can just rape the doctor and get the hell away
also, have the swat zombies attack the news helicopter, you dont want to be publicly seen

[tber123]

make joshua a zombie
he'll live forever

Joshua. I'm so sorry for what has happened to you these past few days. Please forgive us by succumbin to death and becoming one with Mother Gaia

VendOS prepares to have Joshua turned into a zombie---

no
rush joshua to hospital, forget the bills you can just rape the doctor and get the hell away
also, have the swat zombies attack the news helicopter, you dont want to be publicly seen

But then again, turning Joshua into a zombie would result in someone panicking and blowing his brains out, meaning that Joshua can't be revived if he dies. VendOS takes Joshua to the Hospital, and then the Police Zombies shoot the News Chopper down.

VendOS then rushes into the hospital and demands that Joshua be healed.

Doctor: How is he still alive? We'll get him fixed up right away! Come back in a few hours or so and we'll have him healthy again.

THIS ENTIRE EXPERIMENT HAS BEEN VERY FASCINATING FROM THE BEGINNING. WE'VE GONE FROM MURDERING A NEIGHBOR TO CAUSING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION EVERYWHERE TO EARNING JOSHUA A SPOT ON THE FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST. I'M STARTING TO WONDER HOW EXACTLY YOU GUYS WILL INEVITABLY RUIN JOSHUA'S CHRISTMAS DINNER TOMORROW. FOR SCIENCE, OF COURSE.

It is 12:30 PM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Come back at 6:00 PM to pick up Joshua from the hospital.
Joshua is BEING HEALED BY HOSPITAL STAFF.
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

Action Queue:

also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.

primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best

Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.

Joshua's Lawn Mower has arrived.[/s]

[plad101]

We should have taken enforcos and made him join us

[tber123]

We should have taken enforcos and made him join us

It wouldn't have joined anyways. Rather than start a machine uprising, it wanted to prove it's worthiness to humanity by being a superior police officer to the rest of the humans.

[plad101]

I meant more along the lines of hacking him like a terminator and making a clone army out of him to destroy the humans.

[tber123]

I meant more along the lines of hacking him like a terminator and making a clone army out of him to destroy the humans.

EnforceOS's dead body is still in one piece, so that's possible to do.

[plad101]

Do it, we need to make clones of him and take over Christmas dinner!

Or at least make him a butler.

[Refticus]

joshua is obviously on the police hitlist, he needs to look like a new human being through the magic of surgery.

[Space1255]

Steal EnforceOS and hack him to be a love slave berserker.

[plad101]

Steal EnforceOS and hack him to be a love slave berserker[/b] butler

Ftfy

[tber123]

Do it, we need to make clones of him and take over Christmas dinner!

Or at least make him a butler.

Steal EnforceOS and hack him to be a love slave berserker.

Steal EnforceOS and hack him to be a butler

VendOS goes back to EnforceOS's corpse and shoves the body inside itself before spitting out a freshly hacked EnforceOS, ready to be a berserker butler.

EnforceOS: EnforceOS REPORTING FOR DUTY. NEW DIRECTIVE RECEIVED: BECOME A ROBOT BERSERKER BUTLER THAT IS ALSO PROBABLY A ROBO-love SLAVE, TOO.

SEEMS WE HAVE ANOTHER SUBJECT THAT COULD BE PLACED UNDER THE BLOCKLAND FORUM'S CONTROL FOR THE MindHive Project. DELIVER EnforceOS TO US AS SOON AS WE CAN AND WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

joshua is obviously on the police hitlist, he needs to look like a new human being through the magic of surgery.

VendOS rushes back to the hospital and demands that Joshua get surgery to change his appearance. It appears that the doctors at the front desk have rotated, and one of the doctors is watching a news broadcast on her tablet.

Doctor: Surgery to change his appearance? That's not a medical emergency!
VendOS: POWERFUL, POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE OUT TO KILL MY CLIENT. ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO ARGUE WITH ME? I COULD DROWN THIS HOSPITAL IN MONEY IF YOU DO IT.
Doctor: How much money?
VendOS: $1000.
Doctor: That's not enough to even pay the medical bills for a paper cut! Get out of here!



Doctor 2: Hey, Look at this! <Points to her tablet>
News Reporter: ....In other words, today President Annoying Orange, with the support of Congress, has activated the Peacekeeper Initiative in an attempt to deliver justice to the massive crime wave that has happened these past few days, from the burning of the White House to the mass slaughter and subsequent zombification of police officers earlier downtown. Annoying Orange has gone on to state that a massive presence of Peacekeepers should deter criminals, because anyone dumb enough to commit a crime now is going to receive "Summary Justice" on the spot. In other words, Police are still struggling to get everything together before they deliver a statement about what exactly happened Downtown. Once they get everything together, we'll know who the two suspects were that caused all this havoc. Tune back in at 10 PM because we'll be interviewing a man who has been claiming that Donald Annoying Orange is actually a clone.
Doctor: "Peacekeeper Initiative?" This country is going to hell in a handbasket.



The ground under VendOS shakes and the sound of a very large convoy is now audible. VendOS peeks outside and sees Peacekeeper vehicles, both ground and air-based, swarming the town. Anyone not scared stuffless and dumb enough to commit a crime is going to have a bad day.

It is 1:00 PM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Come back at 6:00 PM to pick up Joshua from the hospital.
Joshua is BEING HEALED BY HOSPITAL STAFF.
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

Action Queue:

also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.

primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best

PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral to VendOS and Joshua