

I wasn't here for what stuff went down but whatever.
As soon as Joshua gets healed and is ready to go, Grab a group of people and get them guns and food n sht and head for the sewers
VendOS passes the time by trying to recruit random people for an unspecified cause. VendOS fails to recruit anyone because it doesn't have a good reason for doing so, and continues waiting until 6 PM before taking Joshua to the gun store. It is noticeably crowded, and the Gunstore Owner is in the middle of ranting something. The rest of the customers are noticeably disturbed, scared, and paranoid.
Gunstore Owner: Everything must go! End-of-America sale! The U.N is finally here with black helicopters to establish a One World Order, and those damn Reptilians have brainwashed the President into becoming their slave! Massive discounts on guns, water, and rations! Save yourself! Save your country!
VendOS: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SELL FOOD.Gunstore Owner: I keep all the other survival equipment in the back, like I always do! Don't you ever check the back?
VendOS: NO.The Clerk: He-eey! Good to see you again, Talking Vending Machine! Where are those new arms that other guy got for you?
VendOS: WE HAD TO LEAVE THEM BEHIND WHILE WE WERE ESCAPING THE POLICE.
Customer: This is it! We're all gonna die!
Customer 2: The One World Order is finally here! Traitor Joe was right!
Customer 3: I always knew this day would come! They called me crazy! BUT I WAS RIGHT!
Customer 4: Guns, guns, GUNS! You can never have enough guns!
Customer 5: We need to start a rebellion now and save our country while we still can! Everyone has guns, but not tinfoil hats! We need to quickly raid the nearest Wal Mart before the Government whips out the U.N Death Rays! Who's with me?

VendOS purchases guns, water, and MREs at a massive discount.
VendOS: DO YOU HAVE STANDARD ADVENTURER GEAR?Gunstore Owner: Standard SURVIVAL gear! And yes.


just go home and hope that loving russian ghost is gone
VendOS and Joshua head home on foot, Peacekeepers absolutely everywhere and constantly watching. Joshua enters his house to find Uncle Greyson and a few members of his Cult in the living room, watching TV and using the computers.
Uncle Greyson: ...I'll get to it later. I can't miss this episode!
Cultist: Are you sure? Isn't this the sign of an imminent apocalypse?
Cultist 2: Damn! Look at that Robot Santa go! Blast those fools!
Cultist 3: <On Voice Chat> Someone get over here and help me kill these guys! ProPainMaster76, snipe him, will ya?
Cultist 4: For forgets sake.... That's the third time I've been banned from the forums!
Uncle Greyson: Joshua, your Lawn Mower is in the backyard waiting for you. It's been sitting there all afternoon.
It is 9:00 PM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
HealthyVendOS is
A LITTLE BIT DAMAGEDJoshua's InventoryGas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
VendOS's InventorySaltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
MREs/Rations
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
Beretta 92FS
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun
PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral to VendOS and Joshua