The RNG Dungeon [serious queston page 30]

[Space1255]

me and wife make really "good" bear puns

They're probably unbearable...

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

>Grab flamethrower
>use flamethrower on bear

[TableSalt]

They're probably unbearable...

this pun was a major disappointment

[Bow]

kick it in the ballz

[}]Crazy[{]

kill ber

[KristoB]

update

[maplelink64]

* Cast Impair on Bear, Lowering Defence

[Potatoh]

ddos

[The Murderous Cop]

* Rinse and repeat, let's try again.

* It's hiiiiigh tide.

Rolled a 6 and a 5!
You cast Shell, once again, but this time, it's supercharged, giving a 75% damage reduction from enemies for 3 turns! However, the immense power required some sort of sacrifice, and as such, took 2HP from you.

Also, let's have your friend do that thing that happened last time except worse. So let's...oh. Oh god. Oh GOD that'd big let's just step a couple feet away from that. That's. That's gonna slam the bear. Ok. ...I don't he took that well. That was like, what. 50HP of damage? Yikes.

Wrestle the bear to the loving Grounds.

Rolled a 6!!
Alright, so- why is there a wrestling ring here. What are you doing. ARE YOU REALLY DOING THIS? WHY IS HULK HOGAN HERE HOLY stuff THIS ISN'T NORMAL

ARE YOU forget-WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE CEILING WITH THE BEAR IN YOUR ARMS

WHERE DID YOU GO

IS THAT YOU IN THE AIR COMING DOWN LIKE A METEOR-HOLY stuff

YOU JUST loving CAME DOWN LIKE A METEOR AND NOW THERE'S DEBRIS EVERYWHERE
DUDE THAT BEAR ISN'T ALIVE ANYMORE

ARE YOU ALIVE?

OK
YOU'RE NOT

YOU WON?!?!?!?!?!
I'm sorry. I need a minute. Just. Hold on.














Ok, I think I'm mentally prepared now. That was way too fast, way too quickly.

can I join

Hello. How are you? Are you enjoying the forgetstorm you just walked into? Good, prepare for more loving Flavortown USA.
Oh look next room next enemy good go fight it.

VS.
Gun Nut

Warrior of the Cult of the Gundead.
Can attack 3 people with his giant bulletspreading sword.
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ - 280/280 HP
⚔⚔ - 2 ATK (can attack three people)
The Adventurers (have a 1.25x attack boost & 50% defense boost!)

tber123 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Clownfish ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Merp ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Zoltan ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	TableSalt (and 2 clones) ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	}]Crazy[{ ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
WaterOre ☠☠☠☠ - DEAD	Nicepoint ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	hotremox ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	KristoB ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Space1255 ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Flatflyer ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Copy Kirby ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	MeiValentine ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Rose the Floran ♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP	kongo ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Starbound ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
maplelink64 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Potatoh ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Pearooster ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Bow ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	NotBomberguy ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	startacker ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
ArmyUnit ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Mr.Blocko ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Ahead ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Whackin ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	DrHitius ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Cybertails1998/ ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
Mr Noobler ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	CRITAWAKETS ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Twix ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	d ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Slime Girl 8/8 HP - 2 ATK	dat boi!!!!! 10/10 HP - 6 ATK
Lilith & Lilim 16/16 HP - 9 ATK	Kraken 25/25 HP - 10 ATK

Reminder: this is not a serious game and people can instant kill based on how awful the roll is
that's how it is lol
((plus i'm tired and got zero sleep last night))

[Clownfish]

im gonna lie on the floor and contemplate how I didn't get to make any bear puns with my wife

[The Murderous Cop]

im gonna lie on the floor and contemplate how I didn't get to make any bear puns with my wife

ssshhhhhhh its ok i'll do something special 4 u this turn

[Clownfish]

ssshhhhhhh its ok i'll do something special 4 u this turn

i can't bear to think of it

[Whackin]

I GOT SKIPPED 2 TIMES IN A ROW
loving INSTA-KILL MEGA KICK OF MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S

[Rose The Floran]

[KristoB]

rape