advertise budweiser
trash the place with fake ads.
Open a hose of dating website ads
do a subway advertisment
Advertise self-defense classes to the entire bar so that the inhabitants will be able to defend themselves if a barfight starts
advertise water cause water prevents hangovers!!!!
also perfect time to flash those "hot new singles in your area" ads ;)
you release a flurry of ads in all directions, finding people to cater to with ad-sense
(tm)you can just FEEL the consumerism growing
uh oh, looks like the bartender does not seem to appreciate your ad for cheap budweiser. what business do you have in here, to waltz into a man's bar, and try to talk about some other (better priced) beer?
the answer
is all the business
see if your squad is here
nope, not here yet. you might as well kill some time by drinking something.
go to a bar and chug whiskey until your knocked out because why not
Go to the bar and ask for Ads, with ice
you order a couple of
ad-laced whiskies.
you order a couple more
ad-laced whiskies.
maybe.... this is a bit toooo much.
you... ord...er? whaa? whe..
